Today, before class I was trying to prove I can twist myself like the people on the front of my anatomy textbook, I got onto a table and twisted my ankles behind my head. Everyone seemed impressed until I farted so loudly that it echoed in the hallway. I couldn't get my legs unstuck. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, in math class, I had the urge to fart. I had the bright idea that if I dropped my textbook and farted at the same time, nobody would hear it. I dropped my textbook, everyone looked at me, then I farted. Loudly. FML
Dancing queen
Today, in dance class, the instructor asked me to demonstrate the splits to the group. I slid down, my legs opening wider as I descended. I then loudly farted for the full 5 seconds it took to reach the ground. FML
RIP
Today, I thought I was all alone in the class, so I lifted up my leg and ripped a huge fart. One of my students was still in there. He told everybody. FML
Today, I accidentally farted in the middle of class. Thinking I got away with it, I just kept doing my work until some kid across the room says, "I could have done better." FML
Today, I let out the most horrific, loudest, and most vile smelling fart I have ever had in my life while in the middle of yoga class. Out of embarrassment, I tried to lessen the tension in the silent room by giggling, but no one saw the funny side. I was given looks of horror, and avoided by everyone else for the rest of the class. FML
Today, I was working out at the gym doing squats. There was a girl there that I wanted to impress so I loaded up the bar with a lot of weight and began to do my squat. As I was going down I farted so loud that I began to laugh and fell backwards. Everyone in the room just stared at me. FML
Today, we were doing stretches in dance class where you are on your hands and doing the splits in the air while your partner helps hold you and stretch your legs further. Right as I lift my left leg up, I farted hugely right in my partner's face. I couldn't make eye contact for the rest of class. FML
Today, I stood up in front of the class and dropped my pen. As I bent over to pick it up, a boy in the front row loudly broke wind. I will forever be known as "that teacher who farted". FML
Today, while in class, I desperately had to fart. Someone in the room had a coughing fit, so I took that as the chance to let it out. When I was about to release, the coughing stopped. I couldn't stop in time. FML
Today, while in class, I had to sneeze. Not wanting to make a lot of noise, I held it in, only to instead let out a huge, long fart. Everyone, including the teacher, turned and stared at me intently. FML
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allmidnighteyes 11
You would be ******* beast at strip poker ;o inb4 "OMG GURLS FART?!?!?! NO WAI" comments from the 12 year olds
jellyfish_ftw 0
girls fart glitter and poop butterflies. DUHHHH.
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allmidnighteyes 11
You would be ******* beast at strip poker ;o inb4 "OMG GURLS FART?!?!?! NO WAI" comments from the 12 year olds
kristenlee 3
they fart, they just dont poop. obbbbbviously
allmidnighteyes 11
Okay, so I'm a ******* retard and meant to put Twister, not poker jdfndk;sfklds;nfklsdmfkdsf;lksd;f
americayay 0
haha. i love you number 1. who's to say she wouldn't be an awesome poker player? she'd be great at mario kart too.
letsmovetoparis 0
dont forget, she's probably also good at connect 4
NuclearWinter 0
She must be a trooper at naked monopoly.
aubrey1 0
girls dont fart. they toot:P
kellandj2019 7
I laughed so hard when I saw that I don't know why I just did! girls don't fart, they toot classic!
_failboat_ 0
Well, I'm impressed
Stunt_fml 5
so, what guy asked you out? A girl doing that publicly... yeah, that's kinda attractive.
jackkerouc9 0
it was a queef
mikesok988 0
Not sure how the farting and the ankles being stuck tie together here...but YDI for being so stupid.
sexymessy 0
Maybe the OP tried to hurry and hold her legs together to stop the fart. LOL. Or wanted to run away and couldn't.
Laestrella90 0
That sucks...hahaha Kudos for being flexible though...it will come in handy later in life...but cut back on the farts...most guys dont like it....haha
ncvolley123 8
congradulations, you're healthy!
kellandj2019 7
niall horan would love OP
jellyfish_ftw 0
girls fart glitter and poop butterflies. DUHHHH.
Dashiell 0
Those poor butterflies...
plexico 4
No wonder there a guys that fear butterflies!
Asura09 0
haha, what the hell xD
22jrdn55 15
you obviously impressed everyone. btw EXPOSED
jellyfish_ftw 0
or maybe that's drag queens..............
LowLifeLoser001 5
Its both.
untoldfame 3
awesome. well, kinda.
summer66_fml 0
OMG this actually happened to a girl in my 7th grade english class. she was a gymnast & a guy tried to get her to show everyone how flexible she was so she put both feet behind her head and farted. except her feet didnt get stuck
Chr0nicdreamz 0
I agree with laestrella. me being a guy n all