Today, driving home, I got bored and started debating how I know this is reality and not just a dream, even though dreams often seem real. The answer came quickly; in my dreams, I work normal hours and have time for things like hanging out with friends, and having a girlfriend. FML
metalwolf tells us more.
metalwolf 17
The problem isn't really organizing my time. Ideally I would like to get to sleep right when I get home and wake up in the early afternoon, but usually I fall asleep in the afternoon and wake up just a bit before I need to go to work again. Speaking of, I should be asleep right now.
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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jessicaazzzzzzzz 3
Sad panda.
WCARlover 35
I'll be your girlfriend OP, cause my work hours suck too haha
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Comments (128)
jessicaazzzzzzzz 3
Sad panda.
Roevera 14
forever alone.
Suchagoonnn 4
There is no need To be upset
KaanTech 0
Some1 is depressed Suicide time !!
WCARlover 35
I'll be your girlfriend OP, cause my work hours suck too haha
WCARlover 35
I hope people know I'm kidding :p
jessicaazzzzzzzz 3
That's a risky chance to take on here.
WCARlover 35
Lol I know, that's why I figured I'd clarify
Keevarou 17
You're kidding, damn I'm too late!:/
pokemai 6
62 kinda looks like Kurt Cobain :D
hzlzkgzkgzchxuxh 3
Inception.....
siickman 7
Just because the word dream is in the FML doesnt mean it is an automatic inception. It works a certain way silly. :p
yoursucklives 36
just for your info, inception isn't a dream in a dream. it's inserting an idea into someones mind.
Doxy 22
It's a common misconception.
Mandybruin 15
Hmm, I'm thinking more like The Matrix. Was it the blue pill or the red pill that brought you out? I cannot recall. Unplug, people. Unplug.
NokeyPlc 1
89 - what happens if you take both pills at the same time?
MysticKnight 3
42 - you are inserting that idea into my mind as we speak
TheMathMajor 26
Actually inception means beginning. As in: Their relationship has been rocky since its inception. The movie used the word to represent the beginning of an idea, but it's really just a fancy word for the start of something, an idea or otherwise.
DontModMeDammit 10
In my dreams I don't work.
bizarre_ftw 22
Tells ya something huh?
Hidur 10
My dreams usually consist of talking animals, running from headless people, or robots in my bed. Either I'm doing it wrong or OP is..
nofearjenshere 12
32- I hope it's OP because I have very similar dreams as you.
pookberry 4
30 I'm confused... What is this "tells ya something huh?"
DontModMeDammit 10
100 same here..
KaanTech 0
in my dreams i fight agaist allien invaders i see cities in ruins with few humans dont knowing what to do, ***** like that. I enjoy my dreams. I m trying to do lucid dreaming but it is hard to achieve
rockinmom86 0
umm, i'm trying to figure out the FML part of this....lame post. How did THIS get approved but my post about swallowing a fruit fly at work didn't?
jessicaazzzzzzzz 3
Don't be bitter. His life is effed because it's empty and sad. You swallowed a bug, which sounds hilarious.
pagullarka 9
I agree, nowadays some of the craziest FML's are getting posted.
The_Hitdude 12
Probably because vote on FMLs, and this one was obviously better than yours. I'm pretty sure having no time for friends or a girlfriend is worse than swallowing a fruit fly. Get the **** over yourself.
Justforlolz 14
Because it was SHIT. Stop bitching. There are tons of other good FMLs that didn't get posted.
cutielilangel 8
Welcome to the adult life. Where we have money, energy, but no time for ourselves. :(
alvarny 17
That's so true. And with the current economy, having a job and money is already a good thing.
siickman 7
Wht sucks more is even if you go to college and do good and stuff it isnt for sure you will be successful. Its kind of sad how hard it is now a days
emilyjgraham 34
59, yea she does, when she's on the toilet. I mean that's when a lot of people take time out to have five minutes if they can't get it else where!
myopinioncounts 3
True that ! its the only time i read FML, on the toilet so you can imagine the marks on my ass when ifinished reading that FML about being legally mugged
myopinioncounts 3
True that ! its the only time i read FML, on the toilet so you can imagine the marks on my ass when ifinished reading that FML about being legally mugged
VasilisaUzhasnaj 29
99 - You must've been on the shitter for hours if you read just that entire first post.
phatdaddy62 23
Energy? That must be for younger adults. I haven't known energy for a long time!
MikeMclaughlin 5
Look on the bright side, you will have a nice early retirement, maybe.
callie123amy 4
Time to look for a better job!
connerwonner 7
OP never said their job was bad. All they said was that they work abnormal hours.
perdix 31
Too bad your dream girlfriend is banging your dream friends while you're working at your dream job. Now, shut your piehole and get back to making my new iPad, and be glad all that lying and deception is not going on in reality!
TheEpicMilkMan 13
woah perdix went a bit deep don't ya think? lol
CyberPunkTink 0
Perdix we love you????
jessicaazzzzzzzz 3
Can no one reply to perdix with a statement?
Rommel1942 9
Bad jobs are bad.
zandalee 20
Deep