Today, I went into the store where my boyfriend works. I saw him talking to a customer, his back was facing me, so I went up and smacked his butt. Turns out it wasn't him. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at the mall with my friend when I saw my boyfriend in Victoria's Secret - with another girl. They were joking and laughing, and I was really pissed off. So I stormed into the store and slapped him. He looked up at me with an angry and confused expression. It wasn't my boyfriend. FML
Today, I went to the grocery store where my husband works. I wanted to surprise him, so I went up behind him and started kissing his neck. He seemed to love it, and so did I, until I noticed it wasn't my husband. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's work to surprise him. When I got there, I called him on his phone to tell him to turn around. I saw him look at his phone. His co-worker next to him asked who that was. He replied, "Just this fat chick I know." FML
Today, my boyfriend accidentally called me from his pocket. I thought it would be funny to see what him and his friends were talking about. I laughed when I heard him talking about us fooling around until I realized it wasn't me. FML
Today, I went shopping with my two sons and my wife. We got separated after a while, and I spotted my son in the video game section of the store. I snuck up behind him and playfully slapped him on the back of the head. The kid turned around and it wasn't my son. His mom was none to happy. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend's job to ask him a question. His co-worker answered the phone, and when I asked for my boyfriend, he assumed I was someone else. Who exactly would that someone else be? FML
Today, I was walking through Target when I was pulled aside by a very attractive girl who began kissing me. She stopped, because I wasn't who she thought I was. Disappointed, I turned around to see her very angry, very large boyfriend behind me. FML
Today, my co-worker handed me the phone and said it was my boyfriend calling, so I answered "Hello, Love!" It was my boss. FML
Today, I was walking home with my boyfriend and we passed the shop where my ex works at. My boyfriend slapped my ass right as my ex came out. It was so sudden that I started choking on a fry and dropped soda all over myself. My ex kept laughing all while my boyfriend kept apologizing. FML
Today, while at work, my ex-boyfriend came in. I pretended not to see him, hoping he would just pass on by. No such luck. He stopped to tell me that he was there for orientation. My company hired him. FML
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cherylface 13
Even if it had been your boyfriend, why would you smack his butt while he's talking to a customer?
Stefany713 0
don't worry I bet the guy liked it
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Stefany713 0
don't worry I bet the guy liked it
brittyyy083 0
why would you do something like that when he's talking to a customer anyway?
andreajceja 0
Exactly my thought #2.
AngryNinja 1
I disagree. He was probably creeped out of his mind.
jennybelly 0
that was very stupid of you!
cooleyo776 0
did he like it?
averagepurson 2
that's a good thing you just made a friend
Number1MonsterrR 0
I have a tounge ring and a monroe piercing and a tragus peircing and nose ring and two ear piercigs on eacg side.
AngryNinja 1
The thread jackers strike again.
foseberry3 0
was it hard or juicy?
Stevefett 0
I would have loved it!
samanthadude 0
Why wouldn't you make sure it was him first and why would you smack his butt when he's talking to a customer? The customer and the worker were probably horrified lol.
pink_mx_braap 0
mmm I would of done the same thing then would of laughed it off and apoligize... 18 wonderful picture!!
Ms_Jessie22 8
Whatever, this is so not a big deal. When I was little, I ran up to my mom and hung on her leg like a monkey. It wasn't my mom. But it wasn't like the end of the world. Learn to laugh at yourself OP.
orangeinstat 0
on the brightside at least you have a hand to smack butts
supergirl69_fml 0
yeah I would have laughed maniacly (idk how to spell that) and ran away lol.
imbatman_fml 0
blahhh everybody loves Raymond episode 31, king of queens episode 17. so many tv shows have used this cliched story and now fml. congrats.
Number1MonsterrR 0
what the hell does OP mean!
samanthadude 0
Laura - I am at work, it's just that there's like no customers because everyone is at the beach, where I should be.
danyfuckinheatle 0
not that bad.
D460df4ther 0
what is threadjacking???
AngryNinja 1
When people comment on the first reply so that they can be at the top. It boosts their confidence, or so I've heard.
mattman1994 0
of course 73, being on the top of the comment page is like being on top of the world. it's a great confidence boost...
eazyeeze 0
#73 (#5) -judging by your profile pic- if you trimmed around your edges...that too will also boost your confidence to put a color picture up instead.
pingpongpickle 8
we should all start replying to the 2nd comment instead
BaseballBeast 0
yah, one time I walked into McDonalds and ordered their salad. But I didn't know the ranch dressing was 200 calories! and I'm on my diet. so ****! what do I do?
skipper211 0
lol girl did that to me once guess I looked like here boyfriend
Stefany713 0
yes! muahahaha everyone is replying to my comment! y'all are under my control now! muahahaha
AngryNinja 1
#77, judging by your slamming of me and your lack of a personal picture as your profile picture, your confidence is lacking.
eazyeeze 0
^ #92- Aww...cute retort. Kind of pathetic to bash on a Muppet, no? BTW, Did your iPhone and mirror break when you took that pic? If so, F their lives- Mr. Muppet will be waiting for their stories
AngryNinja 1
Considering that's not an iPhone.. no. I find your attempts to make yourself look better more pathetic than the Muppet.
Jandude 9
Was he like: ohh, behave *giggle* ?
imbatman_fml 0
OMG! I would have just died!!!!
seahorses4eva 4
I thought I was the only one to think that. I'd be glad it wasn't my boyfriends ass I slapped in front of a customer at his work, since I would be more embarrassed to realize how unprofessional it made him look at his place of employment. Just be happy you look like a happy ass-slapping fool to some random strangers OP, and not someone that actually matters to you.
shutyerpiehole 0
superg69---for ****'s sake, if you don't know how to spell it, look it up.
eazyeeze 0
Not an Iphone? I'm sorry, your sausage fingers were covering most of the device. I hope your anger helps you lose a few lbs. You're welcome.
KiddNYC1O 22
ms Jessie, sure it is funny but the difference is you were like 5 then lol
AngryNinja 1
The more you type, the more I laugh. More than likely, you're a huge hypocrite. But I can't tell, because your cover yourself up with a Muppet.
eazyeeze 0
#109- troll? wrong, it's a Muppet. BTW, you're cute. come here and I'll let you rub my treasure troll jewels, after you give big girl a Slim Fast
zeke12345 0
111- dude what did she do to you? you should really stop. no one wants to hear you make fun of people.
EinSteinFYL 0
You make quite a first impression. First it was KFC, now it's your turn to double-down. If the guy didn't seem surprised, I'm sure he'll be asking his coworker if he can help tap the old lady's well. Edit: I didn't want to post here....
seanreddog 4
you women do not understand men. when I get ass slaps from unknown girls it's a good thing
dirtyrussian97 0
if the girl was hot I'd like it
bigchedda 0
it's so annoying when people keep saying the EXACT same thing. don't you guys READ the FML's
xShortcakex 0
bahahaa clasic
comatoast 0
I bet your bf knows what YOU look like from behind! :P
NikAero 0
149- hahahaha
Izzy_babii 0
Lmfao I've done that beforexD
raymel 5
lol cute
W3BD3V 0
haha I've totally done that before..but too a girl. luckily she was pretty cool when I explained!
spltza16 0
how did u not know? seriously
munke826 0
oh my god. that would be so embarrasing!!!
Samko_chan 5
LOL I bet they did feel left out.
ladiesman14 0
oh i love a good spanking by a hot girl.
xgetxbentx 13
that's not even an iPhone dumb ass
stewpididiot 11
Wait, his Back was Facing you ???? WTF !! make up your mind. was he facing you? or was his back to you? AAAARRGGHH!!!! yer killin me !!!!!!
sheribb 5
I wanna know that too!!!
RKftw 0
how could she smack his butt from in front of him?
paulie1998 0
I **** carrots.
xxGuitarRemixx 0
AHAHA. should start recognizing the back of your bf a little more.
JoeyxCloud 0
yes she should.
RedPillSucks 33
Was he at least better looking? Next time, be sure.
dannydude1 0
that's mean haha
x805xUnknown 6
You knew it wasn't him, you just used that as an excuse. :P
amandalovee 0
LOL.
OwNowBrownCow 0
haha
canitbe 0
hahaha wowwwww
cherylface 13
Even if it had been your boyfriend, why would you smack his butt while he's talking to a customer?
meneedlove 0
#12 lol thats what I was thinking
parte_perdiz 0
agreed. that could get him in trouble
krishia_4_u 3
wow, good point..
outcastcutie3 0
oh my god!! that's not an fml. lol
totr 0
moderation saves the nation
nerdsgetmehot 23
My rule is always make sure you see their face before the butt-smacking begins, don't just go around butt-smacking willy-nilly...
WoodTurner 4
17 Why would you want to butt-smack willy-nilly? What have they ever done to you?
OMJizz 0
Well I guess we're just gonna have to agree to disagree on that matter...
nerdsgetmehot 23
#69 I never said I wanted to butt-smack willy-nilly.
Averizzle 0
You kind of did.. Look!!
nerdsgetmehot 23
Huh. Whoops! Well, I MEANT that smacking butts at random is an unwise idea. :P
aardvarkish 17
85, you'd be surprised!
EinSteinFYL 0
That's how people shake hands in some parts of NYC...
cloud_strife_ 0
In Soviet Russia, butts slap you!
mangochicxx 0
You'd think that after reading a bunch of other fmls like this one, people would check to see if the person they want to surprise is actually that person
FMLRayder 0
Why would you do that when e was clearly working with a customer???