twihard
United States
Team none of them
Today, I lost a bet with friends and now have to sit and watch all the Twilight movies. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Divorce?
Today, I came home and caught my husband in a compromising position. He was watching Twilight. FML
Anonymous
Boise, United States
Today, I lost a bet with my friends. I had to go to the super market and buy a copy of 50 Shades of Grey along with a cucumber. The cashier was trying so hard not to laugh while ringing me up. FML
Muralove
Matawan, United States
Today, my friends told me they will be unable to attend my birthday party on Friday because they'll be watching the Vampire Diaries finale. FML
Anonymous
Baltimore, United States
Today, I lost a bet with my grandma, and now she's coming with me on my next date. FML
Lovers lost...
Today, my crush won the bet that I made with him yesterday. The bet? That he couldn't land a date by the end of the day. Not only am I down $10, but a possible boyfriend too. FML
Raptorcake
Calwell, Australia
Today, it's my birthday and I celebrated with friends. I now have 34 individual copies of the first Twilight movie. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I went to the movies with my friend and two pretty girls. During the movie, he made out with both of them, while I sat there awkwardly and watched the movie. FML
Anonymous
Stuck in the past
Today, I found out my boyfriend still writes Twilight fan fiction. FML
HeSaysImNoBeard
United States
Today, I went to see the new Twilight movie, for the second time. The first time was at the midnight premiere. I would be "okay" with it if the person who had dragged me to see it both times hadn't been my boyfriend. FML
Miko
United States
Today, my friend caught me watching a movie on Oxygen instead of the Super Bowl. I'm a guy. FML
Top comments
hopejm 5
don't see what the problem is. there are way worse consequences to losing a bet
ChipBoundary 9
Not really. I'd rather have my eyes gouged out with a very dull spoon.
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RichardPencil 32
Never make a bet you cannot afford to lose. That's the motto of Team Jacob. Or so I've heard.
hopejm 5
don't see what the problem is. there are way worse consequences to losing a bet
ChipBoundary 9
Not really. I'd rather have my eyes gouged out with a very dull spoon.
gidonene 7
a fate worse than death