Today, I took my girlfriend to a festival. The very first thing we saw when we got there was a guy being wheeled away by paramedics. She freaked out and demanded we leave. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I paid for the girl I love to come to a music festival with me. Fifteen minutes after we got there, she was hanging off the arm of some muscly rich douche who barely glanced at me, except to call me "little simpy dude." She giggled as he whisked her off to the VIP area. FML
Today, I went to a concert with my new boyfriend. I had a panic attack halfway through and an ambulance picked me up. My boyfriend met my parents for the first time drunk, in the emergency room. FML
Today, I had to drive my girlfriend to the hospital because she had a severe allergic reaction to the flowers I brought her. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to a scary movie, hoping I could comfort her at a scary part. Instead when a scary part came on, she reacted by throwing up all over my lap and the person in front of us. FML
Today, I went to a haunted house with my fiancé. A few minutes in, I saw someone following us so I turned and screamed. She ran off and my fiancé explained that she wasn't an actor, just a lady with a pigment disorder. I can never go back there again. FML
Today, I went to a huge rock concert. While waiting in a half a mile long line to get in, I passed out due to the heat. I regained consciousness to hear about a hundred people yelling and trying to help me. My boyfriend, who I went with, was not one of them. FML
Today, I was at a metal concert and I met a really cute girl. We got talking, and started getting close. We were about to kiss during the transitional period between 2 bands, but I was then pulled away by her father, who owned the venue. I was thrown out. Before the main act. FML
Today, I gave my boyfriend our festival tickets to keep hold of while I excitedly went home to get ready. He took someone else. FML
Today, I went to a concert with my girlfriend. Some guy grabbed her ass, and I tried to fight him. I ended up with a concussion and a messed up jaw. Her? Oh, she beat the shit out of him while I was unconscious. FML
Today, I tried to propose to my girlfriend, but I was so nervous that I had a panic attack, fainted and split my head open. My girlfriend then fainted at the sight of the blood. An onlooker had to call an ambulance for both of us. FML
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RichardPencil 32
What kind of shitshow are you taking her to?
Charlie Given 28
What kind of festival are we talking about beer ,music ,sex ,ghost or Sasquatch hunting ,Renaissance, art ,native American,guns,RC,car, airplane,boat, snowmobile,snow sculpture there's alot of festivals come on details details OP
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Comments (9)
RichardPencil 32
What kind of shitshow are you taking her to?
Quasita 26
I guess I'd want to know what kind of festival it is. Music festival? If you took her to like, a festival where there are a bunch of juggalos or something... can you really blame her? I'm a veteran concert goer and even I will feel uncomfortable if I see indications that the crowd is being unsafe or jerks to each other... However, I'd be willing to bet she really didn't want to go in the first place and was looking for a reason to go home. Maybe next time pay attention to what she's wanting to do? Take someone that legitimately wanted to go?
DraftHail614 17
*sigh* cause this is somehow his fault. I take it you're one of today's feminists that think men should be able to read minds?
EinVoegelein 8
What's wrong about juggalos? How is someone being wheeled away by paramedics an indication of an unsafe crowd/festival? What if the guy just got bad luck und bruised his ankle?
Emma Marshall_738558922 12
What a pussy
Charlie Given 28
What kind of festival are we talking about beer ,music ,sex ,ghost or Sasquatch hunting ,Renaissance, art ,native American,guns,RC,car, airplane,boat, snowmobile,snow sculpture there's alot of festivals come on details details OP
Stan_The_Man 7
She sounds paranoid, go ahead and let that one go.
Stephanie Claire 12
I would have sent her home and stayed
AmbrosiaFan 19
What kind of festival? What injuries and how did the guy injure himself? On one hand I think she's being a puss, but on the other hand she may have a good reason. Depends on what festival and what/how the man injured himself...