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Today, I had to explain to my 14-year-old sister why one must not wear the same pair of knickers for a week. FML
Today, my guy, who is a PhD candidate, informed me that it is his goal in life to own every Will Ferrell movie. FML
Today, I realised that my staff doesn't take me seriously. I walked in on my chef, who had just spent an hour and half carving a block of cheese to make cheddar goggles for himself. When I confronted him, he pulled up his t-shirt to reveal a cocktail sausage taped to his stomach. FML
Today, while playing poker, I lost a stack of money to somebody with the screen name "Poopface." FML
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