Today, I was being a little playful with my boyfriend when we began wrestling. He then put me in a choking headlock and wouldn't let me out until I "tapped out". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I were play-wrestling on the bed, when he started to tickle me. I tried to pull away but he pushed me back down. I ended up hitting my eye on the corner of the nightstand. His comment was "this is why you shouldn't struggle." FML
Today, while arm wrestling with my boyfriend, I had to pretend he beat me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were play-wrestling on the couch. I got thirsty, so I got up and grabbed a metal water bottle and drank out of it. He tried to playfully touch it and spill water on me, but instead hit it hard enough to where it slammed my mouth, chipped my tooth, and cut open my lip. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated. We were having a lot of fun until I decided I wanted to be on top. He instantly got soft. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were asleep. Evidently, he was dreaming about being a UFC fighter, because, out of no where, he grabs the back of my head and punches me in the nose. I haven't been able to breathe right out of my nose all day. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were play-fighting. I managed to pin him down and win. He saw my grin, snorted, and bitterly said I'd only won because, "let's face it, you're a bit of a porker, eh babe?" FML
Today, I was play-wrestling with my girlfriend. I ended up with a cut, three bruises on my arm and a black eye. She just giggled the entire time. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into a fight. We yelled for 20 minutes and then he put his hands on my neck. Once we'd calmed down, he explained he wanted to strangle me like Homer does Bart, but didn't follow through. This all started when I asked if he read a text I sent earlier in the day. FML
Today, I lay in bed reflecting on my fiancé's complaint about my lack of displays of affection. I felt terrible, so I rolled over and hugged him in his sleep. He's a fully trained martial artist and his immediate reaction was to try to snap my neck. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML
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Top comments
MfailK 0
winner by submission ur boyfriend!!! PWNED
sourgirl101 29
I agree with you, but they were just playing. It's just like being tickled until you say "mercy". It's the OP's fault that she's a sore loser.
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Comments (198)
youdontevenknow5 0
my boyfriend does the same shit /:
KVloveBC 0
mines too, but it's fun!
ohcanaduh 0
then quit crying and dump him
Dudeitsnuri 0
I do the same with my girl. but she's friggen crazy. u have no idea how many fat lips and black eyes she gave me. but hey the sex after that is awesome.
LiliK_fml 21
Mine too, but seeing as he does MMA and I'm a kickboxer, it's not so bad. It's actually pretty fun!
FMyLifeCereal 0
just be glad he's not a boxing enthusiast
coNsperAZI 4
AWWW
scottovious 0
what is so wrong with that?
Haackfam101 0
childish boyfriend.
mikomajik 0
my Gf does that to me all the time. kinky
georggx 3
I agree. it always turns out good!
Dudeitsnuri 0
yeah. excep one time she hit me in the sack by mistake
WhiiT3TiGeR 0
Tape out then? ******* people these days.
FFML_314 12
Taping him up, is going to be awfully hard to do when she's in a headlock. ******* people these days.
addohm 0
idiot comment #2 from you. he meant tap. how the he'll you interpret tape him up from that is beyond me.
FFML_314 12
Grammar, capitalization and sarcasm. Learn them and become friends.
DocBastard 40
I thought ******* people these days while they are taped up is fun. Kinky, but fun.
Lykin 0
haha. me and my fiancé do that... then it leads to aggrisive sex, love it! (-_-;)
traze 7
with light sabers.
b1acksharpi3mark 0
Sex is always better with lightsabers. What color is yours? ;)
sourgirl101 29
Samuel L. Jackson's was purple because he HAD to be different in "Star Wars".
ThatsAfurry 9
by the sounds of it, she did alert him of the situation or she wouldve tapped out earlier and be rid of the situation, or maybe the boyfriend just wanted some real practice
ALERI0N 0
sounds like a good guy..