Today, I was being a little playful with my boyfriend when we began wrestling. He then put me in a choking headlock and wouldn't let me out until I "tapped out". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I were play-wrestling on the bed, when he started to tickle me. I tried to pull away but he pushed me back down. I ended up hitting my eye on the corner of the nightstand. His comment was "this is why you shouldn't struggle." FML
Today, while arm wrestling with my boyfriend, I had to pretend he beat me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were play-wrestling on the couch. I got thirsty, so I got up and grabbed a metal water bottle and drank out of it. He tried to playfully touch it and spill water on me, but instead hit it hard enough to where it slammed my mouth, chipped my tooth, and cut open my lip. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated. We were having a lot of fun until I decided I wanted to be on top. He instantly got soft. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were asleep. Evidently, he was dreaming about being a UFC fighter, because, out of no where, he grabs the back of my head and punches me in the nose. I haven't been able to breathe right out of my nose all day. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were play-fighting. I managed to pin him down and win. He saw my grin, snorted, and bitterly said I'd only won because, "let's face it, you're a bit of a porker, eh babe?" FML
Today, I was play-wrestling with my girlfriend. I ended up with a cut, three bruises on my arm and a black eye. She just giggled the entire time. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into a fight. We yelled for 20 minutes and then he put his hands on my neck. Once we'd calmed down, he explained he wanted to strangle me like Homer does Bart, but didn't follow through. This all started when I asked if he read a text I sent earlier in the day. FML
Today, I lay in bed reflecting on my fiancé's complaint about my lack of displays of affection. I felt terrible, so I rolled over and hugged him in his sleep. He's a fully trained martial artist and his immediate reaction was to try to snap my neck. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML
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Top comments
MfailK 0
winner by submission ur boyfriend!!! PWNED
sourgirl101 29
I agree with you, but they were just playing. It's just like being tickled until you say "mercy". It's the OP's fault that she's a sore loser.
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Comments (198)
Nadinek98 0
he's boss.
CoachLlama 5
Who's up for the next match? Your mom? Sounds like she should keep him on his feet. Lots of punching. Maybe he has a glass jaw.
Hellooomindyy 0
My boyfriend doe this to me all the time.
perez758 2
well you asked for it. just tap out.. learn better moves for next time duh
cueevilthunder 0
Seriously? He crossed no line, and he sure as hell isn't being abusive! They were play wrestling for God's sake! What has this world come to when "play wrestling until you tap out" turns into "omg abuse!"?
underpaid011 0
so he is a little too into MMA. maybe he just likes watching sweaty men pummel each other into submission!
Gothicabra 0
My fiance and I wrestle all the time... Only I end up doing the tapping. Lol jk but oddly we do accidentally beat the shit outta each other
b1acksharpi3mark 0
I think people are misunderstanding the meaning of tapping out. Is it a wrestling term?I originally thought it was passing out before I read the comments, in which case I would call the boyfriend abusive.
crispyxwaffles 0
weird. same exact thing happened to me last week.
cueevilthunder 0
Tapping out is pretty much the same thing as calling uncle. You just tap the ground to signify that you give up.