Today, I was at the mall with my friend when I saw my boyfriend in Victoria's Secret - with another girl. They were joking and laughing, and I was really pissed off. So I stormed into the store and slapped him. He looked up at me with an angry and confused expression. It wasn't my boyfriend. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went into the store where my boyfriend works. I saw him talking to a customer, his back was facing me, so I went up and smacked his butt. Turns out it wasn't him. FML
Today, I went to the mall with my girlfriend to buy some new clothes, and I turned around to give her a quick kiss. My lips were half-way to "her" face when I saw instead the face of another lady. She slapped me. My girlfriend was standing next to me, very pissed off. FML
Today, I realized how visibly upset my boyfriend got whenever a certain female friend leaves. When my other friend and I teased him about secretly being in love with her, he completely lost it. He threw a temper tantrum, spilled milkshake all over the floor, and stormed out of the mall. It was just a joke. FML
Today, my girlfriend went shopping at Victoria's Secret with me. While she was in the fitting room, her parents walked by and saw me. They don't approve of the store, so I panicked and told them I was considering becoming a woman. FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend about his infidelity. I saw him at the mall with another woman at Victoria's Secret, and I took pictures from a distance. When I asked him why he did it, he told me, "If you have $20 to your name and you see a $100 bill on the ground, you're gonna pick it up, right?" FML
Today, I was walking through Target when I was pulled aside by a very attractive girl who began kissing me. She stopped, because I wasn't who she thought I was. Disappointed, I turned around to see her very angry, very large boyfriend behind me. FML
Today, I went shopping with my boyfriend. He tried on a pair of trousers which didn't fit, so he asked me to change them, so off I went. I returned with another pair for him to try on, found him bent over and blurted out, "What's with the terrible underwear?" I'd entered the wrong changing room. FML
Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend at the mall at Victoria's Secret. We got separated, after which I saw 3 of my students. I teach middle school. FML
Today, my boyfriend was extremely angry. He found a naked photograph of me online that he thought I'd been sending to other guys. It wasn't me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were in Victoria's Secret. I saw a picture of a model and said, "I wish I looked like that." He replied with, "Me too." FML
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Shadic 0
You moronic bitch.
lexiBRo 0
you my friend are an idiot and deserve it...I understand not recognizing him from a distance but by the time you were close enough to slap him..it should have clicked that this guy looked a little different
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Comments (243)
Cool_Energy 0
OP-Low self esteem much? Your so positive your Boyfriend is cheating on you that when the possibility arrises you assume he is? Like how low do you hold your self? That every chance your boyfriend gets he wants to be with someone else? Seriously... Assume makes an Ass out of u and me
balanceMMX 0
too bad he didn't have a tazer to zap yo ass
f0rg3t_m3_n0t 0
Huh, now imagine how f*cked you would be if the genders were reversed... A lawsuit, AND total embarrassment. YDI, you're an idiot for thinking that violence is the answer. (Okay, in some cases MAYBE it is, but that would be an EXTREME situation. One that you were not in.) And what if he wasn't even cheating on you! You just don't think at all! Seriously, I pity your boyfriend. I hope for his sake your relationship ends soon.
jewelzgalore 0
next time get a good look at a person before slapping them
ViceVirtuoso 0
Hopefully he slapped you right back.
_tanned 0
now THAT'S embarrassing.
mjmnkl15 0
ur pretty lucky because I would have punched u in the face
harahune 0
God you're ******* stupid. Ever hear of boyfriends getting their sisters or cousins to help pick out a present for their girlfriend? Or asking the sales woman what to buy? I hope you get sued.
Rainbowarrior_fml 0
Good thing you care enough about your boyfriend to know what he looks like. YDI for not realizing a complete stranger wasn't someone you entered a committed relationship with.
x_Leopard_x 1
Get some glasses, or a stronger prescription for them. :) And wouldn't you look at someone's face before you slap them?