Today, I was at the mall with my friend when I saw my boyfriend in Victoria's Secret - with another girl. They were joking and laughing, and I was really pissed off. So I stormed into the store and slapped him. He looked up at me with an angry and confused expression. It wasn't my boyfriend. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went into the store where my boyfriend works. I saw him talking to a customer, his back was facing me, so I went up and smacked his butt. Turns out it wasn't him. FML
Today, I went to the mall with my girlfriend to buy some new clothes, and I turned around to give her a quick kiss. My lips were half-way to "her" face when I saw instead the face of another lady. She slapped me. My girlfriend was standing next to me, very pissed off. FML
Today, I realized how visibly upset my boyfriend got whenever a certain female friend leaves. When my other friend and I teased him about secretly being in love with her, he completely lost it. He threw a temper tantrum, spilled milkshake all over the floor, and stormed out of the mall. It was just a joke. FML
Today, my girlfriend went shopping at Victoria's Secret with me. While she was in the fitting room, her parents walked by and saw me. They don't approve of the store, so I panicked and told them I was considering becoming a woman. FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend about his infidelity. I saw him at the mall with another woman at Victoria's Secret, and I took pictures from a distance. When I asked him why he did it, he told me, "If you have $20 to your name and you see a $100 bill on the ground, you're gonna pick it up, right?" FML
Today, I was walking through Target when I was pulled aside by a very attractive girl who began kissing me. She stopped, because I wasn't who she thought I was. Disappointed, I turned around to see her very angry, very large boyfriend behind me. FML
Today, I went shopping with my boyfriend. He tried on a pair of trousers which didn't fit, so he asked me to change them, so off I went. I returned with another pair for him to try on, found him bent over and blurted out, "What's with the terrible underwear?" I'd entered the wrong changing room. FML
Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend at the mall at Victoria's Secret. We got separated, after which I saw 3 of my students. I teach middle school. FML
Today, my boyfriend was extremely angry. He found a naked photograph of me online that he thought I'd been sending to other guys. It wasn't me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were in Victoria's Secret. I saw a picture of a model and said, "I wish I looked like that." He replied with, "Me too." FML
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Top comments
Shadic 0
You moronic bitch.
lexiBRo 0
you my friend are an idiot and deserve it...I understand not recognizing him from a distance but by the time you were close enough to slap him..it should have clicked that this guy looked a little different
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Comments (243)
dolfan1993 0
What a stupid...oh wait, it's new york
oldskoolman85 0
This is why women shouldn't be let out of their cages.
lovestinks456 0
you should of checked to make sure he was your bf first.
Ihazahat 0
she shouldn't have hit him regardless you moron :/
Booth0003 0
Ok Shouldn't You Know Your Own Boyfriend?
Clarity 0
People like 89 *shouldn't* be allowed to breed
zolitical 0
I agree to that. On another note: Bitch alert.
nprugby11 0
Way to go bitch, now go make that man a sandwich and tell your boyfriend that you're an over-reactive psycho and see how long your relationship lasts, I give it 5 seconds.
balanceMMX 0
your comment was full of win, methinks!
sedthsret 0
OP is a dumb bitch for not even recognizing her boyfriend.
Snommelp 0
Note to self: do not leave home without a female friend who is willing to beat the living shit out of someone. You may wind up running into some crazy woman who thinks you're her boyfriend and that it's okay to take advantage of our society's double standard and slap you in the face. Also, buy coffee. Mm, coffee... Seriously, any other guys here starting to get nervous about going out in public? I'd rather not get attacked over a misunderstanding, thank you.
cooorah 0
What mature behavior. Even if it was your boyfriend, why be the psycho girlfriend? Why not just end things with him instead of going up and slapping him in the face? That makes you look like the crazy bitch that he will forever talk shit about to his friends. Don't assume things. Like #173 said, if it had been your boyfriend, he could have been there to look for something for you, but needed advice.
guttural 0
You deserve it so hard. You don't hit people anyway. Whether or not it's your boyfriend, you shouldn't hit him. Even if it was, what if that was family he was with?