Today, my boyfriend and I were in Victoria's Secret. I saw a picture of a model and said, "I wish I looked like that." He replied with, "Me too." FML
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Today, I told my husband that I was going to get a swimsuit from the Victoria's Secret catalog. He replied, "Are you going to get the body to go with it?" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were looking up sexy clothes for me to wear while role-playing. I saw something I liked and asked him if we should get it. When he saw the model wearing it in the picture, he asked "Does it come with the girl?" FML
Today, I was at the mall with my friend when I saw my boyfriend in Victoria's Secret - with another girl. They were joking and laughing, and I was really pissed off. So I stormed into the store and slapped him. He looked up at me with an angry and confused expression. It wasn't my boyfriend. FML
Today, I showed my boyfriend a picture of me in what I thought was a sexy skintight dress. He responded by saying "it's ok, I went through a pudgy stage too". The picture was from Saturday night. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me lingerie from Victoria's Secret. He then added that his mother picked it out. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were downtown when he pointed to a girl and said he wished I dressed more like she did. She was obviously a hooker. FML
Today, I took my mom to Victoria's Secret to help her find a bra. She made me try one on to see if it looked good on me. Turns out we have the same cup size. I'm a guy. FML
Today, my girlfriend went shopping at Victoria's Secret with me. While she was in the fitting room, her parents walked by and saw me. They don't approve of the store, so I panicked and told them I was considering becoming a woman. FML
Today, I was dressing in front of my boyfriend. He was looking at me in wonder and I assumed this was a good thing. Then he muttered, "God damn, you're awkwardly shaped." FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture. In the mirror I could see a bra and thong sitting on his bed. They weren't mine. FML
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alley_cat_118 0
soo.... your boyfirend wishes he was a victoria's secret model? wow. fyl indeed.
N_aero 0
Hah, I read it wrong... I think... I thought he meant he wanted to look like a Victoria Secret model... In that case I can imagine the FML...
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Comments (69)
Rayn4u_fml 0
Talk about stating the obvious...
Hunthas 17
the same thing happened to me, except with raccoons :(
TPxSTIFFY925 0
WTF
je_tdwp 4
I agree with 78, what the hell 74? Oh ad sounds like an epic boyfriend to me. (no sarcasm implied)
Fireashes250 16
#74 I have seen about 4 FMLs that show you saying that... I'm just as confused as anyone here...
alley_cat_118 0
soo.... your boyfirend wishes he was a victoria's secret model? wow. fyl indeed.
iluvsidney 0
ur not the smartest he wants her to look like that
bonnieandclyde44 0
he said that on purpose, you douche.
camlz 0
wow ur stupid she ment forbid to b funny god damn douche
hawaiianfire 0
Shut up douches, :) now I feel part of it.
jc95sd 3
Nononoo he wishes she looked like that. it's the unspoken truth of all relationships.
FML_Whale 18
There is so much stupidity emanating from most of these comments. It pains me.
Amkii 0
lol I'd dump his ass.
ropeandneck 7
I'd kick yours
ellenana 7
Agree
N_aero 0
Hah, I read it wrong... I think... I thought he meant he wanted to look like a Victoria Secret model... In that case I can imagine the FML...
casanova_fml 0
next time you open your mouth and fish for a compliment....don't.
cami197934 3
My thoughts exactly!
Therese_fml 0
what were you expecting him to say? It's better than him lying and saying you are better looking. It's not a big deal! Although he could have just shut up and not say anything instead of agreeing...
ZING_MASTER 0
What, did you think he'd lie and say you're as hot as GISELE ******* BUNDCHEN? You done got ZINGED!!!
sillypun 0
ZING f'sho
mleeb 0
well, come one. what did you expect? victoria's secret angel versus a non-angel. i think it's pretty straightforward.
davidtheday 0
Talk about a loaded question...