Today, I was at the mall with my friend when I saw my boyfriend in Victoria's Secret - with another girl. They were joking and laughing, and I was really pissed off. So I stormed into the store and slapped him. He looked up at me with an angry and confused expression. It wasn't my boyfriend. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went into the store where my boyfriend works. I saw him talking to a customer, his back was facing me, so I went up and smacked his butt. Turns out it wasn't him. FML
Today, I went to the mall with my girlfriend to buy some new clothes, and I turned around to give her a quick kiss. My lips were half-way to "her" face when I saw instead the face of another lady. She slapped me. My girlfriend was standing next to me, very pissed off. FML
Today, I realized how visibly upset my boyfriend got whenever a certain female friend leaves. When my other friend and I teased him about secretly being in love with her, he completely lost it. He threw a temper tantrum, spilled milkshake all over the floor, and stormed out of the mall. It was just a joke. FML
Today, my girlfriend went shopping at Victoria's Secret with me. While she was in the fitting room, her parents walked by and saw me. They don't approve of the store, so I panicked and told them I was considering becoming a woman. FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend about his infidelity. I saw him at the mall with another woman at Victoria's Secret, and I took pictures from a distance. When I asked him why he did it, he told me, "If you have $20 to your name and you see a $100 bill on the ground, you're gonna pick it up, right?" FML
Today, I was walking through Target when I was pulled aside by a very attractive girl who began kissing me. She stopped, because I wasn't who she thought I was. Disappointed, I turned around to see her very angry, very large boyfriend behind me. FML
Today, I went shopping with my boyfriend. He tried on a pair of trousers which didn't fit, so he asked me to change them, so off I went. I returned with another pair for him to try on, found him bent over and blurted out, "What's with the terrible underwear?" I'd entered the wrong changing room. FML
Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend at the mall at Victoria's Secret. We got separated, after which I saw 3 of my students. I teach middle school. FML
Today, my boyfriend was extremely angry. He found a naked photograph of me online that he thought I'd been sending to other guys. It wasn't me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were in Victoria's Secret. I saw a picture of a model and said, "I wish I looked like that." He replied with, "Me too." FML
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Shadic 0
You moronic bitch.
lexiBRo 0
you my friend are an idiot and deserve it...I understand not recognizing him from a distance but by the time you were close enough to slap him..it should have clicked that this guy looked a little different
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tiges1 0
WAIT TILL HE TURNS AROUND TO SEE IF ITS HIM STUPID AND GET SOME GLASSES!
mike28_fml 0
Looks like it was his JOB!! Duh..
mike28_fml 0
If he's IN the magazine, its his JOB to be smiling and laughing with other models..bitch.
pikachu_01 0
Wtf are you talking about?
laxgirl16202 0
Hahahhahahha that's halarious
isnt_it_ironic 0
you are honestly that much of an imbecile that you would slap somebody? and in public? YOU. DESERVE. IT.
spikeyhair4me 0
YDI. I would have slapped you right back. Besides, there is no lower form of disrespect from a woman to her partner. What happens if he was there with some one else, shopping for stuff for you? You shouldn't assume.
efwiz 0
This sounds more like the boyfriend should have written it: "Today I was in Victoria's Secret talking to my girlfriend, when this random girl came up and slapped me. Apparently she mistook me for her boyfriend. FML." YDI, slapping random people out of nowhere. Are you always this reactionary?
rockport112 0
YDI for not knowing what your boyfriend looks like.
Lonely4 0
Wow -- have you always been such a bitch? And a blind one at that! Or maybe you are just this pathetically and publicly dramatic? I hope that if you told your real boyfriend this story, he dumped your sorry ass on the spot before you really turn psycho!
xFenix81x 0
Wow. Congrats for being a stupid bitch. You should have your fingers broken.