Today, my girlfriend went shopping at Victoria's Secret with me. While she was in the fitting room, her parents walked by and saw me. They don't approve of the store, so I panicked and told them I was considering becoming a woman. FML
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Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend at the mall at Victoria's Secret. We got separated, after which I saw 3 of my students. I teach middle school. FML
Today, I was at the mall with my friend when I saw my boyfriend in Victoria's Secret - with another girl. They were joking and laughing, and I was really pissed off. So I stormed into the store and slapped him. He looked up at me with an angry and confused expression. It wasn't my boyfriend. FML
Today, I had my girlfriend over for dinner with my family. My father had dressed up as a girl for a recent gig of his at a local pub. This got somehow brought up at the table. The rest of the dinner conversation consisted of him and my girlfriend discussing bras and lingerie. FML
Today, I took my mom to Victoria's Secret to help her find a bra. She made me try one on to see if it looked good on me. Turns out we have the same cup size. I'm a guy. FML
Today, I went shopping with my boyfriend. He tried on a pair of trousers which didn't fit, so he asked me to change them, so off I went. I returned with another pair for him to try on, found him bent over and blurted out, "What's with the terrible underwear?" I'd entered the wrong changing room. FML
Today, my daughter asked me to take her to Victoria's Secret so I could buy her some "sexy clothes". She's 9. FML
Today, I went to the shops with my little sister. We had to walk through the lingerie section of the store to get to another part. My sister then yelled at the top of her voice, "Stop following me, you freak." I had security escort me out of the store, and got many dirty looks. She thought it was hilarious. FML
Today, I went to the store to buy groceries. I didn't care how I looked, so I wore an old shirt that said, "Thousands of my potential children died on your daughter's face last night." I ran into my girlfriend's parents at the store. FML
Today, I was shopping with a friend. We snuck into the same fitting room so we could give our opinions on each other's clothes. The suspicious saleswoman knocked on the door and asked how many people were in our room. I quickly answered, "It's OK. She's just watching." FML
Today, I went to a store to buy a man's thong because my girlfriend wanted me to. When I went in I also grabbed some lingerie for her. Thinking I was being clever I wrapped it up in a t-shirt so no one would notice and went to checkout. The cashier then called for a price check on the thong. FML
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Soundslikeothers 15
It said they walked by the store not in it
Queensland 27
Out of all the things you could've said, that's probably the most fabulous! I hope they took it as a joke OP, that's hilarious :-)
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xSLEEPYxHEADx 22
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If her parents don't approve of that store, why were they in it?
YawMoney 14
They probably don't approve it for the "not married"
Soundslikeothers 15
It said they walked by the store not in it
xSLEEPYxHEADx 22
I stand corrected #7. Lol
BlueMedusa 21
Nor did it say they walked outside. They were more than likely inside, where the OP was able to talk to them.
apk892 7
The dressing rooms for stores are usually all the way in the back and that particular store tends to have them away from the entrance considering the women are trying on lingerie. The parents were more likely than not browsing around the store when they ran into him.
Bloink 25
33 got thumbed down but i agree with them, you cant see the dressing rooms from outside the store
nix1993 41
#33- It says his girlfriend was in the fitting room, not OP. He could quite easily have been near the entrance. If they were in the store OP would have been more likely to say 'Her parents walked in and saw me' not walked 'by'.
allie2590 31
38 - It seems unlikely to me that a guy would be browsing around a Victoria's Secret store while his girlfriend is in the changeroom. If anything, he would probably be waiting right by the changeroom.
thisis16charlong 10
It says walked by, not walked by the store, it could mean, walked by the change rooms
Just_A_Tree 20
I generally wander around the store while the person I'm there with is changing. I have a short attention span...
nix1993 41
#65 so does my other half. Although in Victoria's Secret he walks round looking for things he wants me to try on. Wishful thinking, my friend.
Just_A_Tree 20
The number one most "I feel your pain" moment I have ever experienced was when I was shopping with a girl, and I see this other dude with a girl. We eventually made eye contact and we both had the same facial expression, like we wanted nothing more than to turn to the girl we were with and say "Can we please go to GameStop and look at some action games, or go see a movie made by Michael Bay?" We both just looked 100% done with shopping.
spatula232 25
Such argument. Much confusion
JKPwnage 27
It never said they were in it
Blake77_fml 19
What if his girlfriends birthday or something was coming up and he was gonna get her something nice, there are multiple other possibilities
SpicyDuck 22
But they were in there scoping out reasons to not like it...?
teentee401 37
They weren't inside it, they were just walking by
LostMy_Marbles 24
They probably don't approve of their daughter wearing Victoria Secret, but don't mind some for themselves ;)
SpicyDuck 22
17, But IF he was with her at the change rooms, those are tucked wayyy in the back.
chill99 15
Just don't tell them that their daughter is now a "lesbian"
bdog0017 5
Uhh it's a bf gf relationship the daughters not gay
stzmel 7
the joke just flew over your head, didn't it?
Queensland 27
Out of all the things you could've said, that's probably the most fabulous! I hope they took it as a joke OP, that's hilarious :-)
lexiieeex3 32
OP could have just said he was buying her perfume or something...
nerdychicreader 15
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You really can't expect sympathy from this dude. That doesn't just accidentally slip off the tongue.
russfml 31
It wasn't a tongue slip, it was a terrible last second excuse and hilarious
vairyhagina 11
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tongue.
soulebelius 17
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Gotta agree. That means the daughter would have to lie, too.
sunnyray812 42
People under high amounts of pressure can say the most ridiculous things. They don't mean to say it at all. It just comes out.
Kalipczo 21
lmao, out of all the excuses yoy could have used... dying to know their response, follow up please OP!
Kyle1dc 17
scumbag brain, honestly why do you do this?!
CaptainCola 7
Nice recovery...
chrishaaansen 13
smooooth...
vigoss_fml 4
coolest possible answer! and I really mean it :) i don't know how to vote, though, because your life doesn't suck and I don't really think that you deserved it either...
TheMarshmellow 14
Best excuse ever