Today, I was at the mall with my friend when I saw my boyfriend in Victoria's Secret - with another girl. They were joking and laughing, and I was really pissed off. So I stormed into the store and slapped him. He looked up at me with an angry and confused expression. It wasn't my boyfriend. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went into the store where my boyfriend works. I saw him talking to a customer, his back was facing me, so I went up and smacked his butt. Turns out it wasn't him. FML
Today, I went to the mall with my girlfriend to buy some new clothes, and I turned around to give her a quick kiss. My lips were half-way to "her" face when I saw instead the face of another lady. She slapped me. My girlfriend was standing next to me, very pissed off. FML
Today, I realized how visibly upset my boyfriend got whenever a certain female friend leaves. When my other friend and I teased him about secretly being in love with her, he completely lost it. He threw a temper tantrum, spilled milkshake all over the floor, and stormed out of the mall. It was just a joke. FML
Today, my girlfriend went shopping at Victoria's Secret with me. While she was in the fitting room, her parents walked by and saw me. They don't approve of the store, so I panicked and told them I was considering becoming a woman. FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend about his infidelity. I saw him at the mall with another woman at Victoria's Secret, and I took pictures from a distance. When I asked him why he did it, he told me, "If you have $20 to your name and you see a $100 bill on the ground, you're gonna pick it up, right?" FML
Today, I was walking through Target when I was pulled aside by a very attractive girl who began kissing me. She stopped, because I wasn't who she thought I was. Disappointed, I turned around to see her very angry, very large boyfriend behind me. FML
Today, I went shopping with my boyfriend. He tried on a pair of trousers which didn't fit, so he asked me to change them, so off I went. I returned with another pair for him to try on, found him bent over and blurted out, "What's with the terrible underwear?" I'd entered the wrong changing room. FML
Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend at the mall at Victoria's Secret. We got separated, after which I saw 3 of my students. I teach middle school. FML
Today, my boyfriend was extremely angry. He found a naked photograph of me online that he thought I'd been sending to other guys. It wasn't me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were in Victoria's Secret. I saw a picture of a model and said, "I wish I looked like that." He replied with, "Me too." FML
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Shadic 0
You moronic bitch.
lexiBRo 0
you my friend are an idiot and deserve it...I understand not recognizing him from a distance but by the time you were close enough to slap him..it should have clicked that this guy looked a little different
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pinkdumbledore 0
Today, I was talking to a really nice, smart, funny girl in the mall. I started to really like her and she was about to give me her number when a random bitch walked up and slapped me for cheating on her. The girl I was talking to left without speaking to me. FML.
spillproof 0
HOW DARE YOU LOOK AT ANOTHER MAN!
dana_mulder1995 0
i'm sorry, i think its an honest mistake. and i also think that its a waste of everyone's time to comment on how "stupid" and "psycho" the person who put this on here is. we all make mistakes, so get over it.
roughheart 0
lol that sucks. you shud tell ur boyfriend this story lollll i love it
JakobKain 0
I bet you didn't know some guys (me) can appreciate a girl for friendship, and not just for a relationship. Don't date people until your paranoia issues have been resolved..
dclover 0
wow that poor sucker....id hate to b slapped 4 nothing!
XxHU4LxX 0
I hope to god that you never reproduce, because you're a stupid, jealous bitch, and any guy that ends up with you will probably be equally, or even more stupid, and I'd really hate to see those kids.
wellthatsucksss 0
HAHAHAAH, that's actually hilarious. poor guy must have been so bewildered.. what did the girl do? :D
lulujay 0
I punched a guy in the arm once thinking he was one of my friend but then he turned around to look at me and I saw that it wasn't lol thankfully when I explained he just laughed it off
tb15 0
what's with all the crazy girls on fml. To the OP since you started dating him have you talked to another male. If so you are a hypocrat.