Today, and since we met, my girlfriend has forced me to change my hair, clothing and jewellery, and my diet. She has changed basically everything about me. Then this morning she dumped me because I'm "not the guy she fell in love with a year ago". I'm not even upset because its too funny. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I was "changing too much." My big change was a haircut. FML
Today, I found out that my wife of 5 years has decided to change everything: her job, clothes, hair style, car, and me. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to get a new haircut. Now, she hates the haircut and blames me for, in her words, "turning me into something I'm not." FML
Today, my girlfriend of 5 years dumped me because she got tired of me being thinner than her and, in her own words, making her look bad. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I've recently become serious about getting fit, and have lost nearly 84 pounds. Apparently, when I was fat, I made her look smaller in comparison. When I got slimmer, she insisted I either gain the weight back or she'd leave. So she did. FML
Today, after supporting my girlfriend for over a year in her endeavour to lose weight, exercise more, and eat better, my now-slender girlfriend dumped me, because she's found someone "better" than me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of a bad haircut. She was the one who cut my hair. FML
Today, my girlfriend of two years dumped me, because I'd changed too much for her to bear, and I was breaking her heart. How did I change? I got braces. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML
Today, my long-term girlfriend broke up with me because my hair "falls out" and I "will definitely be bald soon", even though it's not that bad. The same girl who I supported through her chemotherapy and gave her promises that I would stay with her no matter how she looked. FML
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RichardPencil 32
It was a test and you failed. When she tried to force changes on you, you were supposed to stand up for yourself and refuse. She tested your spine and yours was just too rubbery.
wrenavery90 12
She did not force you to change anything. You have free will.
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RichardPencil 32
It was a test and you failed. When she tried to force changes on you, you were supposed to stand up for yourself and refuse. She tested your spine and yours was just too rubbery.
wrenavery90 12
She did not force you to change anything. You have free will.
mccuish 25
This seems like a test
oldgeezeegamer 6
This isn’t a test, it was her trying to change him into what she wanted instead of what he is. Dodged a bullet OP, end result would’ve been much worse. Aka what’s going on the JD trial.