Today, while out to lunch, my sister called me and asked me to pick her up from the mall. I told her she'd have to wait. She got pissed off and started cursing at me, so I hung up on her. She called me back 37 times until I answered and yelled "WILL YOU LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE?" It was my boss. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at work, my phone rang. My intern answered it and told me it was a coworker who'd just left. I picked up and said "What's up bitch? What are you going to complain about now?!" It was actually my boss. FML
Today, my boss yelled at me, telling me that I can't answer the phone anymore. Not because I do a bad job, but because a co-worker whined about it being her job. People call her and complain about how rude she is and then ask to talk to me. FML
Today, my boss came around to my way of thinking. He called our customers a "bunch of assholes" and to kick them out if they gave me trouble. When a lady began yelling at me for "setting the damn prices too high" I told her to leave. My boss soon bitched me out for being unprofessional. FML
Today, my boss rang me for the 5th time on my day off. Frustrated I pushed 'ignore' and yelled a string of obscenities at my phone. Turns out I pushed 'talk'. FML
Today, while working at my call center, I took a phone call. The guy on the other line just yelled "FUCK YOU!" twice at the top of his lungs before hanging up on me. But of course, the phone agent is always at fault. FML
Today, my mom has been calling me every ten minutes, asking me questions about her new computer. She called me at work, and I rudely answered her question. She called back, talked to my boss, saying she was a customer that called in, and I was rude to her. FML
Today, at the office, my boss lectured me for being two minutes late for work, even though yesterday I worked on my lunch break because she needed my help. important to mention: my boss is my sister. FML
Today, a customer yelled at me so furiously that she sprayed my face with spittle. I had to stand there, smiling and politely explaining that I needed to see a receipt before I could give her a refund. When she finally gave up and left, my boss bitched me out for "provoking the customer". FML
Today, working in customer support, I received a call from a woman who'd just been robbed. My supervisor asked what was taking so long; I told him that she was hysterical. He took my phone and told her to call back when she had her "shit together", then hung up. I take orders from this dude. FML
Today, I had to call a coworker to the office via the store intercom. The damn thing didn't turn off properly and everyone heard me say, "I hate that asshole. Just be where your dumb ass should be." I realized my mistake a few seconds before my manager stormed in and threatened to fire me. FML
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foshizzles 0
Caller ID?
ummmyeahhh 0
tough luck. hope he's understanding. =]
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foshizzles 0
Caller ID?
ScenicSubterfuge 39
Maybe he just picked it up real fast or something>.
Kitten_love 22
After the first 5 calls, OP probably stopped looking at caller ID... I know my sister has done this and I just turn my phone on silent or off. Why bother listening to it constantly ringing?
JeanNe91 0
what #1 said.
Jaaared_ 15
Why bother commenting?
ummmyeahhh 0
tough luck. hope he's understanding. =]
aliii_ 0
dumbbassssssss
crapmaster3000 19
Say you were on your period
dellie182 0
you are a retard. and a liar
npk88 0
i think this is made up. If you were out at lunch that means she would have been calling your cell phone. All cell phones have caller ID. Even if you didn't have your boss's number in your contacts, you would be able to see that it wasn't your sister's number when you picked up your phone
My_Little_Pony 0
The plot thickens....
KingSlayer 0
that's wat she said.
Kozzy333 0
#6 are you a dumbass? Not all cell phones have caller ID. But in this case it seems as though she would because she knew her sister called her 37 times. I guess she just assumed that it would be her sister again.
ERICA833 0
every cell phone I have seen or had has caller ID!!!
TheThrasher_fml 0
shit costs $5 a month wouldnt pay it
Froghop 0
My cell phone has called id - but its also set to answer upon opening so I won't see the number until after I answer the call
PsychoX 0
When someone calls you more than 10 times with only a few seconds in between each call you check to see who it is EVERY SINGLE TIME? This is why I hate phones............. And be nice to your sister before she gets some random guy with too many tattoos and an std for each one to drive her hope. =P
medotcom 0
you hate phones?