Today, I was at the mall with my friend when I saw my boyfriend in Victoria's Secret - with another girl. They were joking and laughing, and I was really pissed off. So I stormed into the store and slapped him. He looked up at me with an angry and confused expression. It wasn't my boyfriend. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went into the store where my boyfriend works. I saw him talking to a customer, his back was facing me, so I went up and smacked his butt. Turns out it wasn't him. FML
Today, I went to the mall with my girlfriend to buy some new clothes, and I turned around to give her a quick kiss. My lips were half-way to "her" face when I saw instead the face of another lady. She slapped me. My girlfriend was standing next to me, very pissed off. FML
Today, I realized how visibly upset my boyfriend got whenever a certain female friend leaves. When my other friend and I teased him about secretly being in love with her, he completely lost it. He threw a temper tantrum, spilled milkshake all over the floor, and stormed out of the mall. It was just a joke. FML
Today, my girlfriend went shopping at Victoria's Secret with me. While she was in the fitting room, her parents walked by and saw me. They don't approve of the store, so I panicked and told them I was considering becoming a woman. FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend about his infidelity. I saw him at the mall with another woman at Victoria's Secret, and I took pictures from a distance. When I asked him why he did it, he told me, "If you have $20 to your name and you see a $100 bill on the ground, you're gonna pick it up, right?" FML
Today, I was walking through Target when I was pulled aside by a very attractive girl who began kissing me. She stopped, because I wasn't who she thought I was. Disappointed, I turned around to see her very angry, very large boyfriend behind me. FML
Today, I went shopping with my boyfriend. He tried on a pair of trousers which didn't fit, so he asked me to change them, so off I went. I returned with another pair for him to try on, found him bent over and blurted out, "What's with the terrible underwear?" I'd entered the wrong changing room. FML
Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend at the mall at Victoria's Secret. We got separated, after which I saw 3 of my students. I teach middle school. FML
Today, my boyfriend was extremely angry. He found a naked photograph of me online that he thought I'd been sending to other guys. It wasn't me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were in Victoria's Secret. I saw a picture of a model and said, "I wish I looked like that." He replied with, "Me too." FML
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Shadic 0
You moronic bitch.
lexiBRo 0
you my friend are an idiot and deserve it...I understand not recognizing him from a distance but by the time you were close enough to slap him..it should have clicked that this guy looked a little different
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Comments (243)
Nightfallz 0
WTF is wrong with you that you can just go around slapping people. ydi psycho. If you ever hit me I'll blacken your eye.
mobius8 0
No one knows how similar they looked so going on about her being stupid or having poor vision is a bit stupid. I've seen someone to town once who looked so much like me I would've mistaken him for me if I hadn't been.. well you know, me. Anyway, at least she didn't slap the other girl. I hate reading FML's where the girl has slapped the other girl like she's the one cheating and not the bf. FYL.
letitbe56 0
Yeah the poor vision thing is kind of dumb. However, I think we can all agree that if she'd spoken to him before she slapped him, so as to figure out what was really going on, she wouldn't be in this situation.
mobius8 0
I dunno. I don't think if you caught your bf underwear shopping with another girl you'd really be in the mood to talk things over.
letitbe56 0
Well, I tend to think that it's just as wrong for women to hit men as it is for men to hit women. But I'm finding I'm in the minority of people who hold that opinion. I'm not prone to jealous rages, but even if I did fly into a jealous rage and start yelling at a random stranger, that's still not nearly as bad as slapping a random stranger.
lettertjes 0
YDI for so many things. For jumping to conclusions, for not recognizing your own boyfriend, for being agressive, for so much more.
Sanrio90 8
Dumb bitch. YDI 200%
thtnerdykid 0
Look Before You Slap
olisykes_ 0
Wow. Please don't reproduce. The world has enough stupidity already.
JCho321 0
at least text him and ask where he is. if your "boyfriend" doesnt pick up his cell but you get a text back its obviously not him.
divineinstrument 2
Aw i can't believe mercyFML was joking... I feel so let down. I would have loved to see her just completley deck some crazy girl who slapped her boyfriend (if that ever happens)
divineinstrument 2
Girls who are really defensive of their boyfriend are absoultely hilarious and kick ass!
nirvan5a 1
it looks like u r bitchy biatch.