Today, I was at the mall with my friend when I saw my boyfriend in Victoria's Secret - with another girl. They were joking and laughing, and I was really pissed off. So I stormed into the store and slapped him. He looked up at me with an angry and confused expression. It wasn't my boyfriend. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went into the store where my boyfriend works. I saw him talking to a customer, his back was facing me, so I went up and smacked his butt. Turns out it wasn't him. FML
Today, I went to the mall with my girlfriend to buy some new clothes, and I turned around to give her a quick kiss. My lips were half-way to "her" face when I saw instead the face of another lady. She slapped me. My girlfriend was standing next to me, very pissed off. FML
Today, I realized how visibly upset my boyfriend got whenever a certain female friend leaves. When my other friend and I teased him about secretly being in love with her, he completely lost it. He threw a temper tantrum, spilled milkshake all over the floor, and stormed out of the mall. It was just a joke. FML
Today, my girlfriend went shopping at Victoria's Secret with me. While she was in the fitting room, her parents walked by and saw me. They don't approve of the store, so I panicked and told them I was considering becoming a woman. FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend about his infidelity. I saw him at the mall with another woman at Victoria's Secret, and I took pictures from a distance. When I asked him why he did it, he told me, "If you have $20 to your name and you see a $100 bill on the ground, you're gonna pick it up, right?" FML
Today, I was walking through Target when I was pulled aside by a very attractive girl who began kissing me. She stopped, because I wasn't who she thought I was. Disappointed, I turned around to see her very angry, very large boyfriend behind me. FML
Today, I went shopping with my boyfriend. He tried on a pair of trousers which didn't fit, so he asked me to change them, so off I went. I returned with another pair for him to try on, found him bent over and blurted out, "What's with the terrible underwear?" I'd entered the wrong changing room. FML
Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend at the mall at Victoria's Secret. We got separated, after which I saw 3 of my students. I teach middle school. FML
Today, my boyfriend was extremely angry. He found a naked photograph of me online that he thought I'd been sending to other guys. It wasn't me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were in Victoria's Secret. I saw a picture of a model and said, "I wish I looked like that." He replied with, "Me too." FML
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Shadic 0
You moronic bitch.
lexiBRo 0
you my friend are an idiot and deserve it...I understand not recognizing him from a distance but by the time you were close enough to slap him..it should have clicked that this guy looked a little different
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Comments (243)
tipoo_fml 0
Even if it WAS your boyfriend, whats wrong with him having fun with another girl? Why would you go and slap him without learning the facts first? And when you were GOING to slap him, did you still not notice it wasnt him? Your probably just a retard, so FYL.
DaPlasticKid 0
dumb bitch if I were him u best believe I'd crack u the **** right back in yo face bitch
Hobo_stickfigure 0
now it would be funny if it was his twin
rwac07 0
dumb arrogant self-centered bitch. can't ur bf have fun without u?
Slovenian 4
Now THIS is why I always tell women to GET THE F*CK BACK IN THE KITCHEN! Nah, joking. But you're still a retard, OP.
Love2Laugh97 0
hahaha loser
Guillory24 0
you saw wat u wanted to see ...deep down u really dont trust ur bf, so ur mind played tricks on u
thathairydude 0
ydi for not knowing your own bf.
mad_hatter0666 22
omg. I'm sorry but ydi.
livyyyy 0
did u at least explain the situation to the guy???