Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend at the mall at Victoria's Secret. We got separated, after which I saw 3 of my students. I teach middle school. FML
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Today, my girlfriend went shopping at Victoria's Secret with me. While she was in the fitting room, her parents walked by and saw me. They don't approve of the store, so I panicked and told them I was considering becoming a woman. FML
Today, I was at the mall with my friend when I saw my boyfriend in Victoria's Secret - with another girl. They were joking and laughing, and I was really pissed off. So I stormed into the store and slapped him. He looked up at me with an angry and confused expression. It wasn't my boyfriend. FML
Today, at a supermarket, I ran into a girl I knew in high school. She had two kids with her and they were buying school supplies. My cart was full of beer and snacks. After a chat, she left, not before saying, "I hope things get better for you." I have a job and a girlfriend. FML
Today, I caught one of my students checking out my butt while I was helping another student at his table. I teach 8th grade. FML
Today, I had to suspend a student. Apparently, someone convinced him that he turned invisible. He walked into the girls locker room thinking he could not be seen. I work at a high school. FML
Today, I went shopping with my mom. I went into my department and tried on some clothes. After a few minutes, there is an announcement that a child has gone missing. Staff are searching the store. I see my mom and she hugs me in tears and yells, "I found her!" I'm almost 17. FML
Today, at my job as a teacher, I saw a student cut another student's hair, I stopped a group of students from eating glue, and I had to tell a student to put away the toy cars he was playing with. I teach high school math. FML
Today, my girlfriend got a detention for public display of affection. We go to different schools. FML
Today, at my art school, during the class my teacher left the classroom. I stood up from my seat to ask my friend something. When I sat back down, one of my guy classmates was sitting there. I sat on his lap and right at that moment my teacher came back. FML
Today, my daughter asked me to take her to Victoria's Secret so I could buy her some "sexy clothes". She's 9. FML
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BurnInDemonFire 39
There's nothing wrong with a grown man shopping in Victoria's Secret. What is a little off is three middle school kids being there. Or were they outside, and saw you in passing? Either way, it's okay for you to be there, unless you're one of those creeps who pesters the cashier girl to try on bras because she looks about your girlfriend's size.
Spencer Cookson 4
There isn’t anything wrong with middle schoolers being there, as middle school is when most girls get boobs, and thus need to buy bras. Plus, VS is huge now for things like sweats, bags, yoga pants, etc. VS isn’t a sex store, I wish people would stop freaking out when they see younger people shopping there.
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BurnInDemonFire 39
There's nothing wrong with a grown man shopping in Victoria's Secret. What is a little off is three middle school kids being there. Or were they outside, and saw you in passing? Either way, it's okay for you to be there, unless you're one of those creeps who pesters the cashier girl to try on bras because she looks about your girlfriend's size.
Spencer Cookson 4
There isn’t anything wrong with middle schoolers being there, as middle school is when most girls get boobs, and thus need to buy bras. Plus, VS is huge now for things like sweats, bags, yoga pants, etc. VS isn’t a sex store, I wish people would stop freaking out when they see younger people shopping there.
BurnInDemonFire 39
What if his students were all boys?
Dodge4x4Ram 46
Avoid eye contact in class will be awkward indirectly.
RichardPencil 32
I’m sorry you got separated from your girlfriend. I hope your loneliness doesn’t cause you to chase those three pieces of jail bait.
Cyrus00 41
Don't worry too much, you have the power to give them detention.
RichardPencil 32
Bow-chicka-bow-bow! “Hello, my name is Chris Hanson. Why don’t you have a seat over there?”
Wadlaen 24
Well isn't middle school the time when the need for sexy lingerie first occurs for girls..?😕
Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15
ahh the terrors of teaching😂
icecreamisrad 13
Why is this a problem? Was she a student as well...🤔