Today, I was at the bar. A man started to hit on me. He claims to have a fetish for pregnant women. I'm not pregnant. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a stranger had a go at me for smoking while pregnant. I'm a guy. FML
Today, I told my husband I was pregnant, then he fainted. FML
Today, I realized I'm pregnant by a man who won't even accept my Facebook friend request. FML
Today, I went to visit my boyfriend at work. That's where I met his pregnant girlfriend. FML
Today, a stranger at the grocery store rubbed my belly and asked me when I'm due. I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, while I was working in a bar, a very fat drunk guy kept flirting with me. He assumed I liked him because I kept blushing. I didn’t. It’s just been so long since anyone flirted with me that I apparently now cannot control my reactions if a man talks to me. FML
Today, I received a phone call from the number of a "single" guy I met online. It was his wife, who is three months pregnant. She threatened to kick my ass. FML
Today, I was at a bar. A fat guy looks at me for a while and sits down next to me. He turns and I expect that he'll hit on me. He then buttons down his shirt, presses his man boobs together and say to his friends “Look, I’ve got bigger tits than than the girl next to me!" His friends agreed. FML
Today, at work, someone heard me throw up. I then got called aside and told being hungover at work is unacceptable. I don't drink. I'm pregnant. FML
Today, I was at a bar, when a heavily drunk guy came up to me and slurred "Fuucckkk lady, your face... not even with beer goggles!" FML
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noobsatin 19
maybe he was just sharing. drunk people do that. a lot.
daisylokes 16
awww don't feel bad, :( he sounds creepy anyway, dont let anybody make you feel bad, I had a baby 9 months ago and still get asked how many months I am, lol
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Comments (56)
garebear61 14
Just because he has a fetish for that does not mean he is always going to get what he wants. So just a hypothetical sutuation here, but maybe OP is heavyset and the man thought she was close enough that he found it attractive in an almost similar way that he would find a pregnant woman which led to him being open about his pregnant woman fetish. This is just my guess about the aituation.
xSphinx 18
why would he think a pregnant woman would be at the bar in the first place..?
FreeRunn3r 12
lose some weight then ya ****.
MadmanOZ 10
a gym might be a good idea... but drunk dudes say all kinds of strange stuff
worldclassrager 41
That's an odd fetish...
papayas4lyfe 6
Maybe he was making reference he wants to get you pregnant and he finds that hot
FYL_justsayin 9
Maybe it's just a cheesy pickup line. I don't think it's working.
rawlings123 17
Take the hint then
Nessco 36
Why did he think you were pregnant to begin with? Maybe take it as a sign.
fantasyworld 39
Why would he try to find pregnant women in a bar?