Today, I received a phone call from the number of a "single" guy I met online. It was his wife, who is three months pregnant. She threatened to kick my ass. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was talking to a nice guy on a dating app and we exchanged numbers. Later, I got a call. It was his wife asking me to stop talking to her husband. FML
Today, I got a call from the guy I have been seeing. I wasn't him. It was his wife wondering why I have her husband's number. FML
Today, I’ve been getting increasingly more threatening calls and texts all day from the wife of the guy I was seeing. I had no idea she existed, and even sent her screenshots of the texts he'd sent me saying he was single. It didn’t deter this psychopath one bit. Now I’m scared to leave my house. FML
Today, the cops showed up to my house and served me a child support order from the girl I had a one-night stand with, and who'd promised me she would abort the baby. All this was two years ago. My wife of three years was in the house and heard everything. She packed up her things and told me she’ll be calling her attorney. FML
Today, I got a call from a man yelling and cursing at me, calling me a "selfish no-life asshole" for getting his "baby girl" pregnant. I'm 29 and she is 27 and we have been married for 3 years. FML
Today, there was a knock at my door, and I was greeted by a punch to the face. The man was the extremely angry "fiancé" of the girl I've been married to for just over a year. FML
Today, after my boyfriend ghosted me when he learned I was pregnant, I stormed to his house to tell his wife about us to get back at him. Turns out he gave me a fake address, because the cops were called on me after I screamed at some random woman who lived there. FML
Today, a guy I went out with twice, and slept with once, came knocking on my door, hysterically crying. Apparently his wife found out about “us” and kicked him out. He’s now asking where he can put his stuff, since he’s now homeless. I had no idea he was married, and she’s now looking to fight me. FML
Today, I thought my online boyfriend was calling me, so the first line I said was "Hey, Baby." His wife answered with, "This is Jenny. Who's this?" After speaking for thirty minutes, I found out he's married, fifty-eight, and has two kids. I'm seventeen. FML
Today, I got a call from the guy I'd been seeing for a few weeks. It was his wife calling to find out what was going on with us. He told me he was separated. He left his kids home alone to hook up with me. FML
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Top comments
the88thpianoman 3
That should have been a brief and polite conversation in which you informed said pregnant wife of her husband's online infidelities. Of course, the wife's anger towards you is completely misplaced, as it is her husband she ought to be mad at.
vapors 0
Why are these people such idiots? Be mad at your goddamn partner for being a cheating bastard instead.
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Comments (76)
DrunkenValor 0
Tsk, tsk, trying to steal a pregnant womans man! Shame on you.
vapors 0
Why are these people such idiots? Be mad at your goddamn partner for being a cheating bastard instead.
Bleep_fml 0
She met the guy online. She probably doesn't know anything about him, except what he tells her. So if he says he's single, how is she to know that he's actually in a relationship and expecting a baby? It's the guy's fault for being a lying son of a bitch, not her fault for "stealing" a guy who conveniently forgot to tell her he's married. FYL for having been fooled by such a dick.
vapors 0
Internet dating always end up with someone sobbing.
kisseshugsdrugs 5
i agree, she had no idea he was married, let alone expecting a child! i dont get these women (or men) who are mad at the other girl/guy their significant other is cheating on them with. GO KICK YOUR HUSBANDS ASS! the only time you should beat the bitch is when she knew you existed, otherwise get someone who respects you. ******* IDIOTS.
2niggaz 0
ydi
DarkPrince_fml 0
I wouldve went to her house and beaten her with a bat
caseyface0801 0
ydi for meeting random men online.
Spongii101 12
Exactly. OP totally deserved this one.
killyourscene 0
I say duke it out!
rick_james_b17ch 0
i don't think thats a good idea, that woman is pregnant, she now has the strength, and intelligence of a woman and a small child, not to mention an extra set of nails.
catriona_cd 0
f her life not yours.
Inked2009 0
it is f HER life dumbfuck how the hell is she supposed to know the guy is a lying cheating asswipe?
SadinSherman 16
Her life sucks but she doesn't have to deal with her husband cheating on her while she is pregnant
twistedluver101 2
fyl for being on a pregnan woman's bad side. ydi for meeting men online. oh and, f HIS life. cuz he's now on his preggo wife's bad side.
Chr0nicdreamz 0
rofl dumbass
anonacs 0
**** her life, that should affect you for no longer than a few moments.
veganphotog 0
ydi
the88thpianoman 3
That should have been a brief and polite conversation in which you informed said pregnant wife of her husband's online infidelities. Of course, the wife's anger towards you is completely misplaced, as it is her husband she ought to be mad at.
erincolleen82 0
Seriously... only one of the two people she could be pissed at is likely to take care of her. It makes sense for her to be mad at the other woman - she stands more of a chance of scaring her off and keeping her (cheating jerk of a) man nearby to take care of her and their baby.
janise 2
If he's cheating now then he's probably going to end up leaving her and their child high and dry anyway.
iMuffinKat 16
I don't know the details of this situation from the FML, but maybe the pregnant woman just wanted to scare away the other woman because she needed the man to help her take care of the baby. Otherwise, if the woman wasn't pregnant and still took it out on OP, that would be foolish.