Today, I bought a brand new huge leather recliner. After laying down and watching football for some time, I sit up and hear a loud shatter. My iPhone was crushed by the mechanics of the chair after it slipped out of my pocket. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after calling the insurance plan for my new iPhone a "huge waste of money", I promptly dropped it in the store while trying to put it into my pocket, cracking the screen. FML
Today, I was lying on my recliner watching TV when I dropped the remote under the footrest. I got down on my hands and knees and pushed the footrest into the chair. The moment I touched the remote, the footrest deployed and hit me square in the face. FML
Today, I threw my brand new iPhone 4 in the air whilst laying on my bed. It came down, went through my fingers, landed on my balls, then broke on the concrete floor. FML
Today, I went to sit on a desk chair, which promptly rolled out from under me. This made me fall on my own foot, literally shattering two bones. I just bought a 9-month gym membership and can't use it because I wanted to sit down. FML
Today, I was at a pool party with some friends. They grabbed and lifted me in the air, about to throw me in the pool. My iPhone was in my pocket, so I screamed "MY PHONE!" They paused so I could gently throw it onto a deck chair. It bounced, hit the concrete, and cracked its screen. FML
Today, I bought an otter box. While setting up my iPhone, I dropped it and it is now shattered. FML
Today, I got home after a long day and collapsed onto my bed… forgetting I'd left my laptop open on it. Now I have an expensive, broken pillow. FML
Today, I was finishing up at the gym and packed my bag to come home. I set my phone on top of it for a second as I knelt down to tie my shoes. Less than a minute later, I grabbed my bag to walk out, forgetting that it was on top. It tumbled to the ground and smashed. Guess I need a new phone. FML
Today, I was at a party, and I sat down on a chair. While conversing with friends, I shifted places on the chair, and broke it. Embarrassed, I then stood up and change chairs. After moving to the next chair, I broke that one too. FML
Today, I was watching a movie on my chair. I leaned back on the back of the chair and kept leaning back. Then I slowly fell down with my chair, onto the floor. It made a big noise, but nobody was hurt, it was just really absurd, like I'd watched another episode of Mr. Bean. FML
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Top comments
CallMeHush 1
Damn Iphones are like having a trout in your pocket sometimes.
Remegy 3
God forbid having phones in pockets
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Comments (172)
EPICApathy 0
the price of comfort hahaha. should call and see about gettuling a new phone oh wait it broke hahahaha
farsidee 0
it does. Although people will say YDI for owning an iPhone : /
mtr_fml 0
I'm sorry
xdudx 0
"I sit up and hear a loud shatter" it doesn't sound right to me when I say it.
SelfGenocide 0
should be, "I SAT up and HEARD a loud shatter." is why it sounds bad.
deathcab7 0
this fml makes me scared because my itouch and phone always fall down the hinges and backside of my reclining couch. everytime i realize they fall i'm scared they are going to get pinched by the hinge. :/
iEmily 0
YDI for owning a flimsy phone
zeldas 0
****!!! that's sucks man!!! oh no!! it's da freaking iPhone!!!!!
Kamens 0
Same with me Deathcab. I have this huge rusty brown chair in my basement with all these levers and gears and such.
michael32123 0
obviously the iPhone shattered... cuz when I fluff my pillows it sounds like I'm throwing a brick at a glass window.... fake
Reyo 2
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Macfag...
yottskry 0
As long as he's consistent it doesn't matter if he uses present tense or past tense. Didn't you ever play text adventure games? "You are in a room. There is a fireplace to the north. You hear rustling from the trees". Or, let me guess, you're too young to remember those games.
Emofluffinzhehe 0
heh thats nothing my 3 year old cuzin took mine while napping and put it in the washing machine then managed to turn it on
The_Big_Mac 7
should have had it in an otterbox.
Kennzz 0
how could a 3 year old reach the buttons to start a washing machine?? or even manage to figure
DogsPaw 16
My 1 Year old sister can start ours, it's a front load with a Giant Green button.
Mustardnight 3
Lol.
Shamzzz 0
Win
sydneyanne 0
lol that ****** sucks
snowfox_fml 10
Nokias ftw
yake12 0
YDI for having ur phone in ur pocket while lying down
Remegy 3
God forbid having phones in pockets
Jokro_fml 0
haha that happens to me all the time, minus the shattering. fyl
duke10861 0
so it never happens to you
x_HELLo_tHERE_x 0
I think they meant their phone gets stuck in a recliner alot.
duke10861 0
o..my bad 5
CallMeHush 1
Damn Iphones are like having a trout in your pocket sometimes.
fisheatsbear 6
lol
osnapp55 0
so true
Skullcrusher 5
I never had a trout in my pocket before. Unless you count the trouser trout. . .
destroyerdj8 0
150 win
Vitamin_C 0
nnnnooooooooo!!!!
paid2think 0
FYL man it seems like final destination it was like destined to break if it broke from the chair mechanics
Jrook 0
lol true that
grrbeast 0
take the chair back under the grounds that it ate your friend
Starfire22 5
That sucks!!!