Today, at work, someone heard me throw up. I then got called aside and told being hungover at work is unacceptable. I don't drink. I'm pregnant. FML
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Today, I threw up on a police officer who was trying to do a random breath test. I wasn't drunk or hungover. I'm pregnant and suffering morning sickness. FML
Today, I was feeling really sick at work. I messaged my boss whether his girlfriend, who also works there, could cover me. He then came down, shouting at me that whatever illness I have, I've also passed on to his girlfriend. I'm pregnant. FML
Today, without any warning from my body whatsoever, I had to go to the bathroom at work to puke. I was then fired for being ‘drunk’ at work. I wasn’t drunk, just sick. FML
Today, I got fired for not being mature enough. I just found out I’m pregnant. FML
Today, as I was pulling into work at 15 weeks pregnant, I projectile vomit all over myself and my vehicle. I had an emotional breakdown as I went back home, and called my boss to let him know I would not be in that day. I am now looking for a new job. FML
Today, I was called to be told I'm fired for not showing up for my shift. I guess she didn't check her voice message to see that I gave birth last night. FML
Today, I dragged my son along with me to a work party because I didn't want him home by himself. Halfway through, he stood up and made an announcement about my pregnancy. I had to explain to all my coworkers and my boss that I'm not pregnant, I'm just fat. FML
Today, at work, I had some palpitations, which ultimately caused me to become hot, dizzy, and pass out. I couldn't go home because we were so short staffed, and three different colleagues asked me if I was pregnant. FML
Today, I told my husband I was pregnant, then he fainted. FML
Today, I started crying at work for absolutely no reason. My pregnant coworker walked up to me and said, "Pregnancy hormones, huh?" I never even told her I was pregnant. FML
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x3Kiome 0
Congrats! Now yell at them and say you're allow to throw up because you're pregnant.
quackquackquac 0
Oh. Congrats!
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Comments (118)
quackquackquac 0
Oh. Congrats!
HAHAHSUCKS4YOU 0
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..no....she was probably drunk when she got prego and she's lying through her teeth
eggnogg 0
word to your mother and eh #100
platypuscatrat 0
YDI for being pregnant.
NotSoHawt 0
Oh yeah, because no one should ever get pregnant, right? You do realize humanity would die if that happened, right? You do realize you wouldn't exist if your mom had never got pregnant, right? Well, maybe it would be better if you didn't exist. WTF is wrong with you?? Please go die.
Engineer_Chick 0
You guys are so dumb, you maybe ever think she hadn't told anyone yet... I wouldn't want the first person I tell to be a random tattling co-worker. This would be and fml then. Leave her the hell alone
edthered 0
Somebody just got trolled hard :D
Yoshi_Fue 9
I think people shouldn't get pregnant (speaking of how it is nowadays, with it happening as if it were no big deal) because of overpopulation... D: w/e. that post is old, so...
Ox_Baker 0
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How's this an FML? You explained what happened and you didn't get in trouble.
jet_fml 0
She didn't explain, or at least the FML doesn't specify that she did.
anthems 0
mhm, it's only really an fml if you got fired or something.
ohreally123 0
well, you're not supposed to tell anyone you're pregnant until you're pretty far along. She probably didn't want to tell her coworkers, because 25% of pregnancies end in miscarriages and it would be more of an FML to have to let everyone know that you lost the baby.
Gorillaninja 0
Y do people take FMLS so seriously. just becuz she/he did/didn't say something, doesn't mean that it happened or not
bizarre_ftw 22
210 - not all people do, just the commenters, if you don't like it you don't have to read them (but heads up, not doing so would be like going to a carnival for the food)
x3Kiome 0
Congrats! Now yell at them and say you're allow to throw up because you're pregnant.
Atropos_fml 0
You could have explained that you're pregnant.
shirvon100 0
aint that a trick
guitar43 0
aww im sorry but congrats!
logicalthinker 0
So?
shananigans 0
FYL... But congrats at the same time...Unless the pregnancy is unwanted and unplanned, in which case FYLx2
Drinou_fml 0
Congradulation :) i hope you'll have a cute/good baby ^^
Siren_00 0
That's an easy thing to explain then. Only takes two words.
mexicansweetie48 0
lol...im prego! exactly two words. (=
Stevieebabyy 0
I hate judgemental people. FYL. And what if you were just sick? Retards these days.
fmlluver1415 6
u work with retards >.>