Today, I thought one of my flatmates was beating his girlfriend, so I barged in about to stop him. Turned out they were having really rough sex. FML
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He and I both came from a bad back rounds. He turned some what out like his father. I've seen him him it women but never like beat them. We're as I turned out like my step dad.
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MrBoredomioo 18
At least you cared about her
mamm_fml 14
After a lot of bad grammar translation: OP and his flatmate both have abusive fathers. His flatmate, though not as bad as his father, has anger issues. He has, in the past, hit women although never truly injured them (side note: never okay to hit people you are in a relationship with, whether or not it qualifies as "beating"). OP, in contrast, turned out more like his step-father in temperament. Poor sentence composition aside, fantastic for you that you would step in and do something about that situation. Really awesome and brave of you.
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Comments (118)
MrBoredomioo 18
At least you cared about her
desoxyn242 14
And **** blocked him
sophiehelen 32
How is it **** blocking if they're having sex. It's a bit late for that lol
trulypar 34
#27, not so much **** blocked...more like **** interrupted.
tony1891 22
another super hero coming to save the day.
ArturoRamirez 16
Awkwardly saving it.
quickit 24
I wouldn't exactly call that a save.
nlow79 3
cumming*
Googolman 29
Well, that must have been awkward.
iShanny 13
It's the thought that counts...?
Dreamsorrow93 24
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Were they so touched they offered to let you join as their b***h?
Patriots21 14
What the **** does that even mean??
Lebeaugars95 20
No one knows what it means. It's provocative, it gets the people going!
HairIsEverything 15
#34 Oh man you're comment totally made my day! haha
confushon 12
I have a feeling this girl knows how to play this role perfectly :-)
blindkid1790 12
Haha, as the guy I would have been could I help you? then I would have offered to let you join!
Exodiafinder687 58
So you thought he was beating her, but he was really just meating her.
MetalSonicCD 13
Comment of the day
lu95 16
Knock first, if still suspicious- enter.
buckstop1 37
The guy probably would've stopped beating her if someone knocked on the door
tomatosz 23
Yes, but the state the girl would be in in that moment would have given it away, whereas if they were having sex, they probably wouldn't even notice the knocking. In this case, I guess sudden silence would be more suspicious than if they just continued.
kjmw89 1
I think you know what was going on you just wanted an invite to join in
bobslawnservice 16
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Maybe you should mind your own business OP.
teentee401 37
No, because if he was actually beating his gf OP could've helped.
bobslawnservice 16
But he wasn't and had absolutely no reason to barge in other than he heard his room mate and girlfriend having sex.
Polynomial 28
10. No. If someone was slowly skinning you alive in your room, your muffled screams filling the air, would you want someone else in the house just to mind their own business?
Jenniesaurus 14
What a disgusting way of thinking #10. If you heard someone on the street crying for help, would you ignore them because it's 'not your business?'. Honestly, the way you think that someone possibly beating their girlfriend is 'their business' kinda makes you sound like an abuser yourself.
Polynomial 28
37 my thoughts exactly.
lsvxoxo 12
That actually reminds me a bit like an old teacher of mine. In the break of 30 mins we went to the supermarket (which is 5 minutes walking from our school). On the way back we saw an eldery fall off her bike because it had frozen in the night. Of course, we helped her. We explained to the teacher why we were late, he didn't tolerate it and you know what he said? '' You should've told her that you couldn't help her because you have a class to catch '' It may be a little bit different from this but it's really afwul not to help people when -you think- they need it!