Today, I was going at it with my boyfriend when he asked what nickname I wanted to be called. I told him to make something up. A few seconds later, he called me Buzz Lightyear. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend told me that we could try living out one of his fantasies. When I showed up ready to go, he began playing the theme song to Star Trek and asked me to call him Mr. Spock. FML
Today, I realised that my boyfriend calls me "bitch" more often than he calls me by my actual name. FML
Today, my husband and I were about to have sex. As soon as I got on top, he started speaking in a robot voice, then demanded that I call him "The Fuckinator." FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend if I could call him "love muffin". He asked if he could call me "muffin top". FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were finally alone and things were starting to get intimate. I was on top of him trying to be sexy, when in my excitement I giggled and called him a "silly girl" by accident. FML
Today, I learned that the cute pet name my boyfriend has been calling me for the past month is actually an acronym for "pain in the a**". FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a romantic moment when I made a Star Wars reference. I don't know what's worse, the fact that I said it or the fact that he seemed more turned on by it. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, he called me "Mom." FML
Today, my boyfriend called my vagina "Chewbacca". FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting frisky in bed. He mumbled something that sounded like "I love you." I replied "I love you too baby", to which he laughed then said, "I said I wanted you to blow me." FML
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Sasor123 6
could call him 'woody' and play 'you have a friend in me'
SirEnigM0nk 22
To piggyback on an earlier comment, time for some role play: get a Buzz costume and him a Woody outfit. He can take you to infinity and beyond!
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Sasor123 6
could call him 'woody' and play 'you have a friend in me'
SirEnigM0nk 22
To piggyback on an earlier comment, time for some role play: get a Buzz costume and him a Woody outfit. He can take you to infinity and beyond!
BurnInDemonFire 39
Ironically killing your buzz. Unless you were also using a vibrator.