Today, I was at my friend's house, and I asked if I could try on one of her dresses. It was a little snug, but I got it on. When it came time to take it off though, it wouldn't budge. My friend and her mom had to cut it off me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was shopping, and tried on a skirt that was a size smaller than usual, thinking that I would fit in. Not only did it not fit, neither I nor the sales assistant could get it off me, because the zip got stuck. She had to cut me out of it. FML
Today, I was excited about my friend going wedding dress shopping, so before I went to go work out, I decided to try on a prom dress from high school to remember what it felt like to get dressed up. It was too tight, I broke the zipper, and spent 45 minutes trapped before I cut myself out. FML
Today, I tried on a sweater in a store. It was a bit tight, but I managed to get it on. When I tried to take it off, it got stuck halfway. After several failed attempts, a sales associate had to help me out of it, while other customers watched. FML
Today, I received the beautiful dress I'd ordered on the internet. It's a size smaller than my usual, just to encourage me to lose weight. I managed to fit into it and wear it all day, but I've now been struggling for a couple of hours to remove it without tearing it to bits. FML
Today, I went shopping with a friend. She went to try some clothes on and came out to ask for my opinion. "Hell no! That shirt is awful!" She wanted to show me the pants. The shirt was hers. FML
Today, I got stuck in a dress in the fitting room and had to call the sales associate for help. She had to crawl under the door to rescue me. FML
Today, my friend insisted I wear her brand new hoodie for the day. When I gave it back after a few hours, she said she just needed it stretched and couldn't find someone fatter to stretch it for her. FML
Today, I tried on a tight sweater at the mall. It got stuck halfway over my head, and I couldn’t get it off. I had to shuffle out of the changing room, arms trapped in the air, and ask the clerk for help while blinded by the fabric. FML
Today, I was sitting in the lecture hall. A girl walked by to get to her seat and her dress got caught on the handles, lifting it up. She didn't notice but I did, so I tried to take it off the handles. She turned around to see me holding her dress up. FML
Today, I asked to borrow my fat friend's pants for a semi-formal activity tomorrow. I figured I'd just get a belt to hold the pants up. Turns out, the pants fit me. FML
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Top comments
rararauhuh 5
Awww, don't think too much of it. as long as you're healthy you have no need to worry. healthy=beautiful :)
hiyourcute 0
Not trying to be rude here, but if you know you're a little heftier than your friend, you probably shouldn't ask to try on her clothes
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iLove2LoveU 0
that's awkward!!!!
ianderson818 4
fat bitch!!! YDI!!!!
dabom392 4
ur THAT FAT?
joshuaUNWRITTEN 0
Don' lie OP, You were Just Hating on your Friend Because She has better Clothes than You, and You came up with this master Plan to Destroy her Nice Dress! Mission Accomplished!!!
luki13 0
I wouldn't be surprised, I've had "friends" like that. Side note: Is random capitalization the new cruise control for cool? As for this fml F your friends life for having such a lousy friend. Also I'd say ydi op for forcing something that wasn't meant to be but your friends dress didn't deserve to be ruined because you lack the capacity to understand that if something is a little snug then it doesn't fit right and shouldn't be forced because that won't make it magically fit you.
bluegoldfish 7
me too, i once let this fat girl borrow my jumper and she stretched it so far it wouldnt fit me properly no matter how many times i washed it, it was pretty traumatic.
letmehavemytea 21
On the other side of that, however, I've borrowed my fat friends jumpers before and wore them with leggings
Andicc 19
You're pretty insensitive towards heavy people seeing how in your previous comments you admitted to once being fat yourself. Sorry but you're a straight bitch.
crzy4life 0
how much did the dress cost
Allymeme 3
wow lose some weight you tub of lard
ZoieSmithDP 0
you should have gone to the gym in it and lost a few pounds and stuff, then ud get it off amd itd be covered in ur sweat so u gets to keep it :) (This does not mean your fat!)
MissAimeeAngel 15
If it was hard to get into, you should not have even attempted it. YDI for squeezing into a dress that was obviously far too small for you. I feel bad for your friend who now has a totally ruined dress. That's just not fair to her.
odge 3
dont put yourself down. your not fat. just lay off the twinkies, hersheys, mcdonalds, an rice crispy treats an save ur money to buy ur hopefully ex friend a new dress
ohmandapants 17
Really OP, a LITTLE snug? Just a little? They had to CUT you out of it. You knew that dress didn't fit and you probably had quite the struggle getting it on. YDI for being selfish. I hope you buy her a nicer dress.