Today, I was stuck in stand-still traffic for 5 minutes, before realizing I had stopped behind a parked car. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I spent five minutes waiting by a stop sign. The two cars in front of me were taking a long time to move, so I began beeping and getting angry. Turns out, these cars were parked and I was holding up a line of traffic. FML
Classic
Today, I pulled up to an intersection behind a car waiting to turn left and we missed a whole set of lights. As I was getting frustrated that they weren’t going when the light was green, I realised I was waiting behind a parked car. FML
Today, I was in a hurry to get to work. I pulled impatiently behind a long line of cars to make a right hand turn. I sat there for 5 minutes. Turns out there wasn't a line to make a right hand turn. I had been waiting behind a line of parked cars. FML
Move!
Today, I got stuck in traffic and angrily honked at the car in front of me. Then I realized it was a hearse. FML
Today, I got a parking ticket while standing beside my car. FML
Tourism
Today, I was stuck in backed up traffic because of construction for so long that my phone actually listed where I was stuck in traffic as a place I visited. FML
Today, I was stuck in what I thought was traffic on my way home from work. I started weaving in and out of traffic because it seemed to only be a few cars holding up the line. I get to the front of the line and I'd realized I just weaved through a funeral procession. FML
Ignore me
Today, while driving on the highway, I got stuck in a traffic jam. Upon glancing over at the car in the next lane, I saw it was my ex as of a week ago. We sat in barely moving traffic right next to each other for half an hour. FML
Today, I was stuck at a red light on an empty road for ten minutes before I finally realised that not only was I looking at the wrong traffic light, it was also broken. FML
Noooooooo!
Today, I stopped at a red light, when I noticed the car in front of me was in reverse. I honked at the driver, hoping he'd realize and place the car in drive. He thought the light turned green and immediately backed into me. FML
Top comments
every1luvsvag 10
You didn't notice the other moving cars around you? You, sir, lack intelligence.
jerome1995 4
Epic fail.
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Comments (233)
Larawrr 0
ha
volley4eva1698 0
you couldn't just look to see if there were any other cars?
ahhhFYL 0
I'm assuming you're not bright. :)
CryMoreFMLs 15
The lack of OP noticing other cars moving makes me a sad panda.
agummere796 0
34- your 100% right, I mean if your comment is less than 2 words, don't even post. I mean c'mon!
alexg823 0
^+1
TylersMB 0
dumbass.
YacL 15
*calls out whatever comment number I am*
princessRiRi97 0
53- WTF
Sportsfan86 3
that's worse than driving In reverse for 15 minutes before realizing you weren't going forwards
KingDingALing 9
115- Actually, driving in reverse for 15 minutes is worse. You can't get in an accident if your car is in one place, unless someone crashes into you. You can crash and die if you're driving in reverse, especially if you're doing so for 15 minutes. You can't even make that comparison.
LolMoqz 10
Scientists are trying to find intelligent life on other planets. I'm trying to find intelligent life here on earth.
Rawr_means_love3 0
122- Win.
Cairo_ 7
Thats not nice tyler :)
Idonebeenhad 17
122-lolololololololololololololololololololol
a_nutritionist 10
actually i have been in this situation, but not by choice. after pulling up to an intersection to turn, in which the cars were not following the marked lanes, i discovered id pulled up behind a parked taxi (there is a no parking sign there, as theres no space to park), before i could move, several people pulled up behind me and i was trapped. if the OP was one of those who pulled up behind me the
ahole123 0
122 Scientists are looking for intelligent life on other planets because they couldn't find any here.
minecraft_fml 4
you didn't see that there was nobody in the car? and it's not stop and go traffic if there isn't a go.
aprilita 8
ha YDI dummy :P
fthislyfe 22
I don't agree, sometimes we're soooooooooo ****** up that we can't pay attention to what's going on around us, so FYL for being ****** up
psychwardnurse 0
then OP shouldn't have been driving if he can't notice that he was behind a parked car. so he is an idiot, as are you.
fthislyfe 22
you mean whenever ur upset u dont drive and u stay at home? ur the stupid one here
dyble95 0
oh calm down people. everybody makes mistakes no matter the stupidity. they probably just didnt get enough sleep last night and were tired so they were out of it. as much as I dont believe in karma I will say this. karma is a bitch and it might just get u guys. :p
slimjim8094 12
If I were upset enough to compromise my driving, I wouldn't drive. This is driving 101, at least if you don't want to kill some poor bastard.
swimchica22 0
smooth.
dyble95 0
149 I think you need to look up the definition. I was stating that all the people that are calling op an idiot will probably make a stupid mistake themselves. thus karma has got them.
dyble95 0
the word karma actually came from budism or Hinduism. it means that your actions will have an effect on your future lives but now a days people use the word when they mean your actions will have an effect on your present live (usually soon after and ushaully the same thing they did but on to them). atleast to my understanding it is but correct me if I'm wrong. I also don't actually believe in karma but I was just saying because I know a lot of people do.
smurfsarwales 9
according to most information, karma can also affect your current life aswell as your next one
EvilPotato 15
it's a traffic jam for idiots :-D
EvilPotato 15
149 Karma means...um...wait I know this one.
BoltTheSuperdog 22
OP's username is perfect!
jerome1995 4
Epic fail.
ariannaimelda 7
yeah didn't he see the brake lights weren't on?
iownyou777 0
when your on drugs the last thing you notice are brake lights
Yinky_Unbanned 0
Shit gets me everytime.. -.- lol
TylerX 0
You could have looked ahead.
claireful 4
Unfortunately, the same thing has happened to me. My work is in the same parking lot as a gym, and very often inconsiderate people will stop in front of the entrance and wait to pick someone up. To get around these jerk-offs, you have to drive into oncoming traffic. Because I have to deal with this so often, I protest by waiting behind the car and laying on the horn until they move. The way the parking lot is angled you can't see around the offending car, so one night I sat behind a car that I thought was stopped and honked for a good 5 minutes. When I finally decided to give up my protest and go around the idiot, I realized I was honking at an empty car. The selfish, lazy jerk left his car in the middle of the road!
emmiep1011 7
Nice try.
addiizcherry 0
I love your username OP
Cormac46 1
your bio says to message you... so, I'm messaging you! @Cormac46 on twittterr:)
iLove2LoveU 0
wow I so would have done something like that cuz I'm stupid
tencalories 3
agreed
CryMoreFMLs 15
You're grammar definately proves your comment.
dorux1897 0
^ definitely
iLove2LoveU 0
I'm sorry my grammar was improper! I forgot that it mattered so much that it was perfect! geez grammar Nazi! haha
Miss_Michaela 10
91- You've made 2 mistakes. Oh the irony.
a_nutritionist 10
@154 im thinking it was meant to be sarcastic. actually im hoping its meant to be sarcastic, my thinking is that its unlikely. im pretty sure i actually cringed when i read their comment. please tell me all those thumbs up were from people who identified sarcasm...
v4extreme 6
91 pwned himself lol
CryMoreFMLs 15
Yes I know :( I realized the mistakes after posting. I'm such a fail X( On a side note, damn I've been spelling definitely wrong my whole life.
Josh67 1
should have been paying attention
Larawrr 0
I got first :D
hiyourcute 0
Oh. My. God. That is SO cool. We all worship you, even though you're not first, because you made such a valiant effort and had such an intelligent comment...
Larawrr 0
but really I did look ^ sorry. I just got excited.
tencalories 3
what's that?....... I think it's the sound of no one caring
every1luvsvag 10
You didn't notice the other moving cars around you? You, sir, lack intelligence.
Moota 9
That was the same thing I was thinking, wouldn't he notice that?
YacL 15
Maybe he was too busy swearing at the parked car in front of him to notice.
dempsy_isa_tank 0
he apparently didn't notice the lack of person in the car infront of him.
dyble95 0
people are born with there intelligence. not really ops fault if he was born with almost none.
itsallgoodintheh 0
your really retarded
xXshadowrollerXx 6
Irony strikes again.
KiddNYC1O 22
#10- Come again? If ***you're*** going to insult someone based on intelligence, don't make yourself look twice as stupid in the process...
thetrollyoulike 6
10, "you is really dumb, for reel."
JokinglySerious 0
you has good grammar
KiddNYC1O 22
me eyes is hurting after reading that ,
pedobear123 0
noooo. PICACHU KNOWS EVERYTHIN'
MissBunnyWillEat 11
hi, my name iz itsallgoodintheh, and I has well grammar. I call peopleses retardededed when I type Lyke I is be blind. Oh, how I love irony. Please, for the love of god, throw your phone and or itouch out of the window and get an education. Love, MissBunny
itsallgoodintheh 0
I have lots of smarticles