Today, I was sitting in the lecture hall. A girl walked by to get to her seat and her dress got caught on the handles, lifting it up. She didn't notice but I did, so I tried to take it off the handles. She turned around to see me holding her dress up. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while getting off the bus, there was a lady in front of me wearing a dress and suddenly her phone dropped out of her bag. I picked up the phone for her which landed right beneath her dress and as she turned around she thought I was trying to take pictures of her panties and slapped me. FML
Today, my friend commented on my short skirt and, thinking she was being funny, tried to pull it down. I quickly moved away, causing it to come off in her hands. My shocked scream attracted the attention of at least a dozen bystanders. FML
Today, my colleague was wearing a beautiful dress. I decided that I had to go over and compliment her. As I walked over, my coffee cup flew out of my hand and onto said dress. She had to go home and change, and my boss had to cover for her. FML
Today, I was at my friend's house, and I asked if I could try on one of her dresses. It was a little snug, but I got it on. When it came time to take it off though, it wouldn't budge. My friend and her mom had to cut it off me. FML
Today, I was in music class and I was reaching for the pen I'd dropped, I tilted myself, gripping my left hand on the table, and the person beside me pulled my arm for some reason, and my face fell into their lap. Right on the crotch. It reeked of sweat. FML
Today, as I left class, I felt a tug on my rucksack from behind. Thinking it was just someone deliberately dragging me back, I struggled to let myself free and shouted, "Let go!" I looked over my shoulder just to find that one the straps was trapped in the doorhandle. Everyone was in hysterics. FML
Today, I was at a clothing store. I tried on a dress, but decided it was too much for me. Taking it off, I realize my hair was tangled in the big security button. The employees had to bring me to the front of the store, lay me on the counter, and take the button out in front of a laughing crowd. FML
Today, I got stuck in a dress in the fitting room and had to call the sales associate for help. She had to crawl under the door to rescue me. FML
Today, I was in class with a water bottle on my desk. I was on my phone not paying attention, when some girl knocked it over by accident. I went to grab it, even though it was in the corner of my eye. I caught the bottle of water but I also happened to grab her ass at the same time. FML
Today, I was teaching when I saw a student leave her chair and brazenly head for the door. I clapped her on the shoulder and said, "Going somewhere, miss?" She vomited all over my pants. FML
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Top comments
gunmania0 12
pervert.
Lizza330 28
I think you should've asked her if she wanted help, because now she probibly thinks you're a creep.
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Comments (174)
gunmania0 12
pervert.
DropDead77 11
beat me to it^
BurtonX56 0
No...im pretty sure i beat it to you last night....if you know what i mean(:
DropDead77 11
I think I know what you mean, but not liking where this is headed lol
cfalen 0
really op if you are going to do something like help a girls dress get uncaught you should atleast ask if you can help.
WOGBRO 6
She should have b***ch slapped you.
EatnBeef 7
you should said "this is exactly what it looks like"
PurpleRae420 0
Haha awkward lmao just explain it to her what happened unless you really are a perv!
dolphincheddar 10
well, at least you tried to help. not everything goes well. and you probably got some eye candy anyways
Jaimegirl 7
Awkward... haha!
upstartzero 0
open mouth. insert foot. this has been a cliche comment courtesy of upstartzero!!!
sematariux 7
beef your picture made me rofl for real
Rawr100 0
giggidy
YacL 15
I hope she at least looked good under that dress.
lunaXXdennice 0
that's why u shouldn't do good deeds when it comes to dresses an us girls or not even skirts...DEFINATELY NOT SKIRTS cuz that just leads to a slap in the face and the girl saying 'U PERVERT!'
robotiick 12
op: . (girl finds out) op:
vyben 3
I would have used this excuse too if I was him...
FuniiBunii 0
u should've been like "that's funny how did ur dress got in my hand?"
staceysgenesis16 0
well your not really a pervert but you should have said something before you went and grabbed her dress.
TookaWooka666 0
This reminds me of High School High when the teacher trys to pull a thread off the principals dress and ends up unravelling it, but OP probably should have just said something.
smhansen92 0
maybe she liked his direct approach. not many guys are ballsy enough to straight lift a girl's skirt
angryreimu 0
To Burton: You are a pervert.
Lizza330 28
I think you should've asked her if she wanted help, because now she probibly thinks you're a creep.
GreenBud_fml 0
just.. smile... awkwardly?
iReadFmlsFml 0
Exactly, don't do anything, a simple tap on the shoulder and "Ma'am, your dress?" Wake up people of the world, don't be idiots, that's what usually gets you to post on this site.
Vanguard507 0
I can only imagine his face as looking like a deer caught in the headlights :P. But anyways, yeah. A simple prod on the shoulder and a heads up would have done the trick.
instnt1nfction 17
I saw a deer's face like that, right before it crashed through the windshield
RaineLee 5
Agree with 51.
LexxyLiime 0
i agree. He should have asked..
steffxP 0
Even if you we just trying to help.. that's kinda creepy.
fluffyrocka 0
What color panties was she wearing? or was she going commando? :-)
Lizza330 28
Who would wear a dress or skirt without wearing panties?
DuRpY 5
Ummm hellooo? Me...only on the weekends, though. And Mel Gibson.
Alleged_Cranium 7
My dream girl.
urdirtyolduncle 15
Nice...
mintcar 10
3, I completely agree. Not too sure why you got so many down votes.
steffxP 0
lmao 118 I think it's cause I spelled "were" wrong..
Scrubscrazy 0
sure you wer trying to help , buddy.
Livinia 11
Did you then bring her back to your place?
ElGranOrgo 0
nice
zojieeu 6
and have some hardcore actions :D
d10cat 0
hey
d10cat 0
Livinia how do you message somebody on here
d10cat 0
hey livinia
zaleh 23
something like it happened to me too
Ramdon 0
feel yah
freelife571 4
So you say...
rawr9able 4
Should of just told her, most people think that if you try to even help them you're obviously wanting to get into their pants.
iLazy 0
I don't think the girl would believe OP. She just gonna scream pervert although that was 75% of OP's intention ;)
rawr9able 4
Unless he's gay. :0
rooneyroo 0
should have* not should of.
rawr9able 4
Trololololol. gtfo
kyanisaurus 0
well did you offer to show her yours?
ppatty 0
epic lol
triggerit 5
win
Jazzalyn 10
Sounds like something straight out of an anime. (If you don't watch - basically if a guy gets caught in a questionable/compromising situation, even if it's completely accidental, and there's a girl involved too, it's always his fault. Even if he was just trying to help the girl). But next time, would probably be better to just let her know.
Astarea 22
lmao! I was thinking the exact same thing!
lulututu 4
Ugh. I hate anime.
xilen007 3
anime huh? and to be that familiar with it, that you can relate something to it? now your on fml, you see what I'm going with here? go get laid.
fujochan 0
why
agentxyv 0
I hate 96
savs11 13
I totally agree.
lulututu 4
go ahead and hate me. :) what? you think that affects me? no, it doesn't. but what i dislike obviously affects you. which is sad.:)!!