Today, the cute guy I met on Halloween finally decided to meet up with me after almost 10 months of phone calls, IM, and emails. He was noticeably disappointed and said I looked different. On Halloween I had full face zombie makeup. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally met the guy I've been getting to know online in person for a date. When we saw each other, we both realized that we had heavily Facetuned our profile pictures. The awkward silence that followed was the longest five minutes of my life. FML
Today, I met the "cute guy" I've been chatting with online for a few months. He never smiled in pics, but I didn't think anything of it until I got to his place and he started talking. He didn't have a single tooth in his mouth. FML
Today, I finally met the guy I've been talking to online for a year. I'd dropped 10lbs off my weight. He'd shaved 20 years off his age. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy that I met at a masquerade. The moment he saw me without my mask on, he left the date. FML
Today, I went on a first date with a guy I've been crushing on for a while. When he dropped me off, I said thank you and that we should do it again sometime. He replied, "Yeah, maybe next Halloween." FML
Today, my boyfriend saw me without make-up for the first time we've been dating for two years. He freaked because he didn't know who I was. FML
Today, I finally got the chance to meet this wonderful guy I met on a dating site. She was very excited to see me, too. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend what he was being for Halloween. He said "Single". FML
Today, I met a blind date from a dating app. He looked nothing like his pictures, but I tried to be polite. I said, “Wow, you look different in person!” He smiled and said, “That’s not me. He’s probably just running late, and I’m just sitting here.” FML
Today, I met a woman that I've been emailing and trading pics with for over a month. We had a face to face, she was surprisingly overweight, and the sun hit her face in a way that radiated all her facial hair. FML
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RyanG_21 0
maybe he's attracted to zombies?
barbarajean 0
He likes turtles.
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Comments (184)
RyanG_21 0
maybe he's attracted to zombies?
kidsanchez1 4
maybe he was drunk and thought you were a diffrent girl with same costume
Sharpie23 7
you probably just gained some pounds because you were emailing him for 10 freaking months loser. YDI for being fat
black_knight402 0
dress up as a zombie?
Damiclius 0
lol im so trollin kthx
FFML_314 12
Meeting someone on Halloween is not a good idea, because of that reason. @12 you're an idiot and a complete douche bag.
Jsalcedo23 0
where does it say she gained weight? and just cuz you're emailing doesn't mean you gain weight. I go on the Internet almost daily and I workout ou everyday as well. am I fat? naaa
RyanG_21 0
just think of it this way.. you got 2 more months until October comes around again & you can dress up as a zombie & have sexy time on Halloween. lol
MW2nBAKE 0
YDI for being 13
americuzz 8
o wow that's creepy but why would u guys not trade pics while emailing && stuff. I meet ppl online all the time and we trade pics...
samantha_durano 6
he probably likes goth chicks.
starile 20
Yeah, that's what I was thinking. Do you not have Facebook? How could you keep up that relationship and not have shown each other pictures at all? That's weird. YDI for not utilizing Facebook.
skroal 7
Let's dress up as balloons!
Nylecroc 0
39- you have a firm grasp of the obvious.
TheOptimist 0
This is good news to me. I thought I was the only one out there with a zombie fetish.
whatsernam3 3
zombies are awesome!!(:
Sharpie23 7
19 and 26 gave the troll his satisfaction :)
iphonelover10 0
lol @ 12
FFML_314 12
At least the satisfaction works both ways. :]
ellielovesyuh 0
ur shirt says it all 61**. ((: hah. my first comment had a typo xP
skroal 7
53 - I can't seem to decipher your code. All I got from it was, "39-".
EricErection69 0
I agree with 19 12 is a duche
ellielovesyuh 0
oh snapp my first comment never showed up. now I look like an idiot for correcting a comment that was never posted. >__<
Sharpie23 7
69- to be honest with you, I think this person probably isn't fat and in reality emails and facebook only take like an hour of one persons day tops. I just like to make an outlandish statement to fuel the fire haha
FFML_314 12
You better explain yourself! Now back to your workshop little elf!
Sharpie23 7
sorry not you 69... the numbers are changing on me... let's just go with 19
Sharpie23 7
dang it they changed again... troll lost to the site :(
FFML_314 12
I am comment 19 and 69.
kfrizzle2 4
Maybe he thought you were dead/undead. After all, you were a zombie.
Sharpie23 7
yeah but at first it was showing Ellie as 69 but then it showed you, true story. and no, I'm not on drugs :P
korie22_fml 0
well that just means you need to wear a lot more make up :]
Nikolai103 0
82 you're awesome. Very good understanding of the concepts of "free will" and "reality."
IchbinSyn 0
I've got a zombie fetish too !! Op try again in your original zombie gear
Sharpie23 7
74- how can you call someone a douche***(you fail at spelling) when your name is EricErection69...really?
Nikolai103 0
when [x= any {your comment}= fail if {comment #} = x] >> Reason: "YOU'RE FIGHTING ONLINE. Remember the motivator poster of the special olympics? >
Sharpie23 7
98- yeah except for the fact that I have been diagnosed with Psychogenic Amnesia, thanks for reminding me.
Nikolai103 0
How do you remember your login password..? =]
TheOptimist 0
Awesome 92! People with Zombie Fetishes Unite!
Nikolai103 0
Wouldn't a zombie fetish include a strict "no biting" rule? Just saying~~
Taylorfacepwns 0
YDI for using email v
Brittney_E 0
maybe zombies are a turn on? (;
redbluegreen 41
It's okay OP. He was a dead end anyway.
Honesty4U 0
TheOptimist and Ichbinsyn remind me of the movie, Fido. If you haven't seen it, do. The guy who plays Delmar in O, Brother Where Art Thou? has sex with his zombie.
anorexicbarbie 8
89 Being a bitch doesn't really make people like you here..
KikiCarroll 0
12, I hope one day you fall unlovely with the perfect woman and then she breaks your heart because she no longer found your big gut and shrivled dick appealing.
Doubleyew1 0
Thanks 30 but I'm not 13 :)
bamditzki 0
zombie fetish!!
Sharpie23 7
105- the app keeps me logged in
number0 8
YDI for not being a zombie
theFMLwhore5 0
He's a keeper :)
rennyroo 0
I have to be honest, I met a lot of attractive guys at Boston's zombie march on May 29th and added their facebooks. They're good looking but I thought they looked more attractive with their zombie makeup. My two cents is that makeup intensifies good features and hides bad ones. Plus I've got a thing for the undead ;D
korie22_fml 0
lmao 137 go to hell obviously you can't take a joke.
jaquise 4
yes
aoelk424 0
haha maybe he liked it?
TheOptimist 0
Phew, I thought I was the only one out there who has a fetish for zombies. Good to know I'm not alone.
Nikolai103 0
^^ ew.. your face is a big NO NO. Just kidding. =]
5t3ff1k4h 47
Pretty sure it was just a joke, princess.
rocky2289 0
haha. he had a living dead fetish.
Lennes 12
Necrophilia.
infinitegrace 21
Happy halloween from 2013!
goldenone 2
at least he was honest. I admit I'm more attracted to zombies myself. their moan is beyond sexy
rainbowhobos 4
LOL. Agreed. <3
Jessi_the_sexii 0
zombie fettishes.. it's ok tho zombies need love too
catsareahmazing 0
Necrophiliacs....
Son_of_Helghan 0
technically they're undead, do the people that **** them aren't necrophiliacs, they're just ****** up
FFML_314 12
Zombies don't exsist. Therefore, you're right, people that do **** them are ****** up. Most likely skitzophrenic, but I'm not one to judge. Live on people!
Jessi_the_sexii 0
i am neither a necropheliac or a schitzaphrenic, im just saying EVERYONE, including zombies need some love(:
FFML_314 12
I wasn't talking about you. I was talking about people that have sex with imaginary zombies. If you don't, move along. :]
Trollz4daLULZ 2
*schizophrenic :P
Son_of_Helghan 0
Thanks for correcting them Trollz
FFML_314 12
Damn! Yes, thank you for correcting me. I was blinded by all of the horrible spelling on this website. I will try to make sure it doesn't happen again.
chevyygirl 0
hahah dangg i guess hes just got a thing for the living dead(;
Chrisskiies 0
I don't mercy! I got a thing foe the dead living.. No not really, I lied.. D: lol
barbarajean 0
He likes turtles.
aliasISM 0
obviously.
warpig182 0
your going to zombie makeup boyfriend hell
hahoon11 0
i really hope your not uglier than a zombie face and that he's just using that as an excuse to get rid of your stalking ass
Jsalcedo23 0
at the top bitches