Today, my friend insisted I wear her brand new hoodie for the day. When I gave it back after a few hours, she said she just needed it stretched and couldn't find someone fatter to stretch it for her. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went shopping with a friend. She went to try some clothes on and came out to ask for my opinion. "Hell no! That shirt is awful!" She wanted to show me the pants. The shirt was hers. FML
Today, I was at my friend's house, and I asked if I could try on one of her dresses. It was a little snug, but I got it on. When it came time to take it off though, it wouldn't budge. My friend and her mom had to cut it off me. FML
Today, I wore a new shirt I was really pleased to have bought. As soon as I put it on, I noticed it was a bit tight, but I thought it would stretch out. By the end of the day, I looked like I was wearing a sausage casing. My coworkers couldn’t stop laughing. FML
Today, my boyfriend was wearing a new shirt he had bought over the weekend. It was really cute and I always borrow his shirts so I asked to borrow his new one. He replied with, "Okay but please don't stretch this one." FML
Today, I asked to borrow my fat friend's pants for a semi-formal activity tomorrow. I figured I'd just get a belt to hold the pants up. Turns out, the pants fit me. FML
Today, I finally gave my mum an expensive designer dress I spent months saving to buy for her as she had been very depressed. However she has gained so much weight from stress eating she ripped it when trying to put it on, and now won't talk to me because, "I wanted to make her feel fat". FML
Today, my friends and I were going to do an ugly sweater photo shoot. When we met up, one of them was wearing a sweater I gave on her birthday. FML
Today, my girlfriend gave me her ex-boyfriend's hoodie as a gift. FML
Today, I found why exactly my clothes always seemed more stretched out after about a week of owning them. My mom steals and wears them when she goes clubbing. My mom is 46, twice my size, and gets out more than me. FML
Today, I noticed some of my thongs were stretched out and now hung loose on my hips. I thought it might be the dryer set too hot but no, apparently my mom has been wearing them over her fat ass, and thought I wouldn’t mind since we occasionally share our hoodies. Not the same thing mom. GROSS. FML
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Top comments
WittyMoron 22
Bitch.
ko051598 20
That's a ****** up thing to say, she doesn't seem like a very good friend.
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Comments (77)
mattzawesome 28
Ex-friend I would assume.
MagnusDeus 24
Man, first comment out of the gate
dBLIZZARD 20
Are you sure she's your friend?
doumtabarnack 12
What an ass. You should smear it with shit.
I_own_a_dog 11
I don't know why this is down voted!?!
Mathalamus 25
Because it's utterly disgusting...
False_Stupidity 42
Disgusting? Yes. Called for? Absofuckinglutely.
Edumcg 24
That escalated way too quickly.
crackajak 15
Who shit on the coats?!
crackajak 15
Thanks for the down votes, It's a Dane cook reference, you petty imbeciles.
kbecks87 16
Dane Cook sucks, your welcome.
WittyMoron 22
Bitch.
Eyeslick 33
Short, sweet, and to the point....I like it.
cwade71 17
Look on the bright side... you don't need to spend a good 30-80 bucks to get a good hoodie when you have body heat!
nickie_94 18
Wow. Fat shaming at it's finest
may14th 26
As a fat person I will tell you that is NOT fat shaming.
kbecks87 16
23, being fat doesn't mean you get to decide what is or isn't shaming for an entire community.
kirasant 19
Not sure if I'd classify it as fat-shaming (fat-using?), but it is a shitty thing to do. OP needs a new friend.
janfleury 19
With friends like that......
MzZombicidal 36
who needs anemones!
evank98 10
Just hope it didn't work...
Robert3Lee 13
That's really harsh! I'm so sorry OP
ko051598 20
That's a ****** up thing to say, she doesn't seem like a very good friend.
ali282h 15
Or even a good human being..