Today, I was at my friend's house, and I asked if I could try on one of her dresses. It was a little snug, but I got it on. When it came time to take it off though, it wouldn't budge. My friend and her mom had to cut it off me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was shopping, and tried on a skirt that was a size smaller than usual, thinking that I would fit in. Not only did it not fit, neither I nor the sales assistant could get it off me, because the zip got stuck. She had to cut me out of it. FML
Today, I was excited about my friend going wedding dress shopping, so before I went to go work out, I decided to try on a prom dress from high school to remember what it felt like to get dressed up. It was too tight, I broke the zipper, and spent 45 minutes trapped before I cut myself out. FML
Today, I tried on a sweater in a store. It was a bit tight, but I managed to get it on. When I tried to take it off, it got stuck halfway. After several failed attempts, a sales associate had to help me out of it, while other customers watched. FML
Today, I received the beautiful dress I'd ordered on the internet. It's a size smaller than my usual, just to encourage me to lose weight. I managed to fit into it and wear it all day, but I've now been struggling for a couple of hours to remove it without tearing it to bits. FML
Today, I went shopping with a friend. She went to try some clothes on and came out to ask for my opinion. "Hell no! That shirt is awful!" She wanted to show me the pants. The shirt was hers. FML
Today, I got stuck in a dress in the fitting room and had to call the sales associate for help. She had to crawl under the door to rescue me. FML
Today, my friend insisted I wear her brand new hoodie for the day. When I gave it back after a few hours, she said she just needed it stretched and couldn't find someone fatter to stretch it for her. FML
Today, I tried on a tight sweater at the mall. It got stuck halfway over my head, and I couldn’t get it off. I had to shuffle out of the changing room, arms trapped in the air, and ask the clerk for help while blinded by the fabric. FML
Today, I was sitting in the lecture hall. A girl walked by to get to her seat and her dress got caught on the handles, lifting it up. She didn't notice but I did, so I tried to take it off the handles. She turned around to see me holding her dress up. FML
Today, I asked to borrow my fat friend's pants for a semi-formal activity tomorrow. I figured I'd just get a belt to hold the pants up. Turns out, the pants fit me. FML
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Top comments
rararauhuh 5
Awww, don't think too much of it. as long as you're healthy you have no need to worry. healthy=beautiful :)
hiyourcute 0
Not trying to be rude here, but if you know you're a little heftier than your friend, you probably shouldn't ask to try on her clothes
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Comments (76)
rebekahah 7
here come the fat jokes that will leave you scarred for life...
xoxoMEGANxoxo 13
u kinda look like Taylor swift! O.O
rebekahah 7
it's not me, it's a friend.
bluegoldfish 7
i dont want to be pedantic here but taylor swift has curly blonde hair and blue eyes.
ButterfingerCoco 0
If it was hard for you to get on, what makes you think it wouldn't be hard to get off ?
pedobear123 0
the love handles making a grip for it.
soulfulemo 0
you are not fat..ok? you're fun sized. there's a difference
FarSide 23
Spoken like the mother of a morbidly obese pre-schooler.
MizzErikaHart 8
I thought fun size is small. king size is big
MizzErikaHart 8
think**
soulfulemo 0
nah. fun sized is just fun sized. plus I didn't mean that literally
lakeybalboa 0
thats what they say for short people
chalmers86 0
No one thought of greasing you up with some butter?
dagrathe 0
good joke chalmers, however i made the exact same joke previously.
shutupYDI 4
ja but your comment was moderated so yours basically no longer counts :] ouch.
chalmers86 0
sorry dude ... didn't notice!
beatrucelynn 0
I can usually tell if somethings too small before I get it completely on. you should never force clothing on, especially when it doesn't belong to you. when will people realize that looking like a stuffed sausage isn't attractive??? we need to put an end to muffin tops etc...... wear clothes your own size and be proud of yourself and your size.
ReynshineCutting 10
Just to comment on the muffin top thing. There are 2 different kinds of muffin tops. The kind where you're squeezing into jeans 2 sizes to small to pad your ego, or the kind that still happen when you wear jeans that fit (that aren't as bad, but are still there). It's not always, "just buy your jeans a size bigger". Sometimes you'll have a slight muffin top when they fit and if you buy then bigger they'll be falling off your ass the whole time.
Lull_fml 4
YDI for forcing it on when it already felt snug. I do hope you either repaid her or bought her a new dress.
mariahjoomeh 0
So it just means that you're bigger than your friend?
Lolpizza_fml 0
relax! calm down! dont think your fat! just know your dress size! but still...you should lose some weight. its good for you! make sure youre still healthy!
bluegoldfish 7
i like exclamation marks too!!!!
jwu87 4
lose some weight
reaper527 0
that sucks oh well tho shit happens right