Today, I was at my friend's house, and I asked if I could try on one of her dresses. It was a little snug, but I got it on. When it came time to take it off though, it wouldn't budge. My friend and her mom had to cut it off me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was shopping, and tried on a skirt that was a size smaller than usual, thinking that I would fit in. Not only did it not fit, neither I nor the sales assistant could get it off me, because the zip got stuck. She had to cut me out of it. FML
Today, I was excited about my friend going wedding dress shopping, so before I went to go work out, I decided to try on a prom dress from high school to remember what it felt like to get dressed up. It was too tight, I broke the zipper, and spent 45 minutes trapped before I cut myself out. FML
Today, I tried on a sweater in a store. It was a bit tight, but I managed to get it on. When I tried to take it off, it got stuck halfway. After several failed attempts, a sales associate had to help me out of it, while other customers watched. FML
Today, I received the beautiful dress I'd ordered on the internet. It's a size smaller than my usual, just to encourage me to lose weight. I managed to fit into it and wear it all day, but I've now been struggling for a couple of hours to remove it without tearing it to bits. FML
Today, I went shopping with a friend. She went to try some clothes on and came out to ask for my opinion. "Hell no! That shirt is awful!" She wanted to show me the pants. The shirt was hers. FML
Today, I got stuck in a dress in the fitting room and had to call the sales associate for help. She had to crawl under the door to rescue me. FML
Today, my friend insisted I wear her brand new hoodie for the day. When I gave it back after a few hours, she said she just needed it stretched and couldn't find someone fatter to stretch it for her. FML
Today, I tried on a tight sweater at the mall. It got stuck halfway over my head, and I couldn’t get it off. I had to shuffle out of the changing room, arms trapped in the air, and ask the clerk for help while blinded by the fabric. FML
Today, I was sitting in the lecture hall. A girl walked by to get to her seat and her dress got caught on the handles, lifting it up. She didn't notice but I did, so I tried to take it off the handles. She turned around to see me holding her dress up. FML
Today, I asked to borrow my fat friend's pants for a semi-formal activity tomorrow. I figured I'd just get a belt to hold the pants up. Turns out, the pants fit me. FML
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rararauhuh 5
Awww, don't think too much of it. as long as you're healthy you have no need to worry. healthy=beautiful :)
hiyourcute 0
Not trying to be rude here, but if you know you're a little heftier than your friend, you probably shouldn't ask to try on her clothes
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chelspm 5
Obviously if she's that much smaller than you, her clothes won't fit you. FHL SHE had to CUT HER dress off YOU. YID!
smileywondur10 0
that sucks!! and to all you assholes blaming her for it, **** off. what if they are similar sizes for everything, really if you knew you were dramatically larger then someone you wouldn't want to borrow the dress, but the dress went on just didn't come off, it was probably just the zipper stuck or something..
luki13 0
It doesn't matter If they are, if something is snug on you then you shouldn't force it on. My sister and I are wear the same size for clothing yet my bra size is a 34DDD and she is about average size, we've tried on the same size dress and everything fit except the buttons in the chest area wouldn't close because I was too large there. OP needs to understand that even if she is of similar size as her friend their bodies are still shaped differently.
parxxx 0
are you sure it was just 'a little snug'?
rhidiculous 4
whoever had to cut it was hopefully smart enough to cut at the seams (if there were any) so that it could be sewn back up...all OP would have to pay for is a seamstress
visage 0
Totally makes me think of Tommy Boy, "Fat man in little coat!"
alchristine 0
maybe it was one of OPs friends old dresses? and she is actually skinny and the same size as her friend?
gOlfwAng_fml 0
more like FHL, your ass ruined her dress ;)
scarlet1515 0
FAT ASS
Kesha_Mei_Ash 0
Someone said she was big boned. What does that really mean? I've never seen a fat skeleton. :/
MuchDance90s 0
Haha, that is true. :) It is just a term relating to body type. For instance, Nicole Richie is a different body type than Lauren Conrad, but both are slender for their types. Lauren Conrad would become very ill if she were 99 lbs like Richie.
dgr8ing 0
it can also refer genetics
bluegoldfish 7
well it's basically your bone structure - you can be big without being fat, or fat without being big depending on the size of your bones. for instance, you might have quite wide hips and shoulders but not a lot of fat, meaning that even though you're skinny you're still big, and vice versa - you can be fat with small bones, so even though you look chubby you can fit into small sized clothes because you have a small frame.
ergo_fml 13
Why would you try to get into something that looked too small for you? One size too small doesn't result in having to cut you out, so you had to way be fooling yourself whether or not you're fat or skinny.