Today, I asked to borrow my fat friend's pants for a semi-formal activity tomorrow. I figured I'd just get a belt to hold the pants up. Turns out, the pants fit me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at my friend's house, and I asked if I could try on one of her dresses. It was a little snug, but I got it on. When it came time to take it off though, it wouldn't budge. My friend and her mom had to cut it off me. FML
Today, I showed up to a meeting without my pants and had to pretend it was part of my outfit. FML
Today, I put on my "fat jeans" because none of my other jeans fit. Neither do my fat jeans. FML
Today, I greeted my boss with, "Looking good, did you lose weight?" He responded that no, he'd just purchased larger pants. FML
Today, my friend decided to pants me in the middle of the mall. I wasn't wearing underwear. FML
Today, at work, the seat of my pants ripped open. A coworker lent me a pair of his back-up jeans, and then those ripped in the crotch. FML
Today, my pants felt a little looser than usual. Thinking I'd lost weight, I proudly went about my day. It wasn't until much later that I realised I hadn't lost any weight at all; my fly was down. FML
Today, when I tried on a pair of pants at the mall, I asked the salesperson if I could have the next size up. She informed me that there wasn't a next size up. I have to LOSE weight to fit into the biggest pair of pants the store makes. FML
Today, I was trying on some new pants in the fitting room at a store. I was so overcome with joy when I noticed that I had dropped two pant sizes, that when I took them off and went outside to pay for them, I realized I forgot to put back on my original jeans. FML
Today, my pants kept falling down. Since I didn't have a belt on, I decided to tuck the waistband around my underwear to keep them in place. While on a date, I tried to adjust my pants, but ended up pulling them down along with my boxers. In the middle of a restaurant. FML
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xolotl 0
So, you called your friend fat then you fit her pants. Sounds about right. Karma. F your friend's life for having a friend that calls her fat.
mariasaur 0
If your friend saw this FML they would be totally hurt.
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xolotl 0
So, you called your friend fat then you fit her pants. Sounds about right. Karma. F your friend's life for having a friend that calls her fat.
chickenflem 8
Maybe it's the traveling pants from that book. ;)
lesliehalverson 5
*him
mariasaur 0
If your friend saw this FML they would be totally hurt.
fmlkthx 0
I just don't understand why you didn't have your own pants? Bahahaha @ "congrats on being just as fat."
jSOPURE 3
Good call.
Bauer_fml 0
@ Whoop (#9) Then he would post about it on FML!
coloredwax 0
I agree completely with 12. People are so easily offended nowadays. Jeez. Her friend was fat. So? Fat is not necessarily a bad thing. You dance around so many simple things by using all this soft language but it's all for stuff that's really neutral to begin with. Fat is simply an adjective. Any negative spin you put on it is your own issue to deal with.
cryssycakesx3 23
his*
red_apples 0
Lol@ #10 . And #18 makes a good point. Would love to see THAT FML.
KatieWagnerFab 0
Well...I guess you're fat too :D
mariasaur 0
#18 I sure as hell hope he does.
zachattack 0
"Today, my friend called me fat. FML" I could see your friend saying that.