Today, I was at my friend's house, and I asked if I could try on one of her dresses. It was a little snug, but I got it on. When it came time to take it off though, it wouldn't budge. My friend and her mom had to cut it off me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was shopping, and tried on a skirt that was a size smaller than usual, thinking that I would fit in. Not only did it not fit, neither I nor the sales assistant could get it off me, because the zip got stuck. She had to cut me out of it. FML
Today, I was excited about my friend going wedding dress shopping, so before I went to go work out, I decided to try on a prom dress from high school to remember what it felt like to get dressed up. It was too tight, I broke the zipper, and spent 45 minutes trapped before I cut myself out. FML
Today, I tried on a sweater in a store. It was a bit tight, but I managed to get it on. When I tried to take it off, it got stuck halfway. After several failed attempts, a sales associate had to help me out of it, while other customers watched. FML
Today, I received the beautiful dress I'd ordered on the internet. It's a size smaller than my usual, just to encourage me to lose weight. I managed to fit into it and wear it all day, but I've now been struggling for a couple of hours to remove it without tearing it to bits. FML
Today, I went shopping with a friend. She went to try some clothes on and came out to ask for my opinion. "Hell no! That shirt is awful!" She wanted to show me the pants. The shirt was hers. FML
Today, I got stuck in a dress in the fitting room and had to call the sales associate for help. She had to crawl under the door to rescue me. FML
Today, my friend insisted I wear her brand new hoodie for the day. When I gave it back after a few hours, she said she just needed it stretched and couldn't find someone fatter to stretch it for her. FML
Today, I tried on a tight sweater at the mall. It got stuck halfway over my head, and I couldn’t get it off. I had to shuffle out of the changing room, arms trapped in the air, and ask the clerk for help while blinded by the fabric. FML
Today, I was sitting in the lecture hall. A girl walked by to get to her seat and her dress got caught on the handles, lifting it up. She didn't notice but I did, so I tried to take it off the handles. She turned around to see me holding her dress up. FML
Today, I asked to borrow my fat friend's pants for a semi-formal activity tomorrow. I figured I'd just get a belt to hold the pants up. Turns out, the pants fit me. FML
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Top comments
rararauhuh 5
Awww, don't think too much of it. as long as you're healthy you have no need to worry. healthy=beautiful :)
hiyourcute 0
Not trying to be rude here, but if you know you're a little heftier than your friend, you probably shouldn't ask to try on her clothes
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Comments (76)
MeleMallory 0
@150 - how in the hell are you a size 8 if you weigh 160 lbs? I weigh 130 and I'm a 6. I'm gonna start shopping where you buy your clothes, because I could probably fit into a size 0 if you fit into their 8s.
SanDiegoGirl111 3
you know that muscle weighs more than fat right?? My BFF happens to be a size 8 and weighs about 145. She is full of lean muscle... which weighs MUCH less than flab.
alexsandria83 18
Ydi! U knew u were to fat for that dress...ur friend should be pissed as shit!
Beanu 20
How do you know she was necessarily "fat"? She could just have a friend who's a twig where as she has curves..
lccc_ 18
" a little snug "
ExastirisDragon 22
Wow. Reading these comments, you guys are some real insensitive assholes. Just wow.
peterblack67 9
This makes no sense to me. Either a dress has a zipper or buttons or it's stretchy and you can just pull it on over your head.