Today, I fell asleep as my family drove to church. No one bothered to say anything about the drawings my siblings drew on my face until after church ended. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my family and I went on a picnic in the park 45 minutes drive away from our house. I fell asleep beneath a tree. They left me there. FML
Today, I had the last wedding meeting with my fiancé at our church. Running extremely late from my friends house I failed to notice a small penis drawn on my forehead by my friends when I fell asleep after a party. The priest wasn't too happy and said numerous prayers for me. FML
Today, my brother and I took an hour long train home. I'd got up early, so I dozed a little bit in the train. I woke up to people looking at me at me. Thinking I slayed my outfit or something, my brother sent me a 5 minute video of me snoring so damn loud with my ugly mouth hanging open, and other passengers laughing. FML
Today, I was so tired that I fell asleep on a bus. When I awoke suddenly, half of the bus was staring at me, with some people chuckling and smiling. I have no idea what I did. FML
Today, after nearly three weeks of hard work, I finally completed my best drawing yet, a self-portrait. I was incredibly excited to take it to class tomorrow. That is, until I came home from a walk later on, only to find my brother had drawn a stick figure on it, wanking into my face. FML
Today, my family and I were on a road trip. Everything was fine until we discovered that my dad, the driver, was not only fast asleep, he was also snoring. We were in the middle of the highway. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the way to a pool party and woke up covered in sharpie swastikas and dicks. FML
Today, I was babysitting my nephew and we decided to color together. He drew a picture of someone who looked dead, almost zombie-like, while everyone else looked pretty normal. When I asked who it was, he said in a serious, scary voice, "It's you." FML
Today, after I got lectured about not replying on the family group chat, I decided to wish everyone a good morning. No one responded. FML
Today, I went to a theme party where everyone wore white shirts and brought markers to draw on them. I didn't know many people there but I still went around drawing on people's shirts. After a few hours, someone finally drew on my shirt. They wrote "I'm scary." FML
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PSQ91 6
Reread it.
luckycharm421 3
siblings, you gotta love them xD
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Comments (79)
ipod_fml 0
do NOT sleep in a church
PSQ91 6
Reread it.
IBeBlazin 0
Learn to read retard they said they fell asleep on the way to church not in church.
hiyourcute 0
OP wasn't sleeping in the church, he fell asleep on the way therel
IronMaiden45 0
doesn't anyone know how to read anymore?
princessRiRi97 0
What did they write i hope it was nothing like i love the devil
Epilepsy_fml 0
And why not? Will I be damned to hell?
FarSide 23
YDI OP for being drunk on the way to church.
ProhibitionRose 14
They probably drew penises and "I love the ****" all over her face.
BossDavyy 0
29 - I think #1 was more drunk than OP
bubble25_fml 5
1-what else is church for if not for sleeping?? kids these days...
fina444 10
Thats right he did fall asleep on the way there
laurennewsom 5
29-Can you read? OP never said he/she was drunk. OP fell asleep.
luckycharm421 3
siblings, you gotta love them xD
lulututu 4
I'd rather not :)
BossDavyy 0
Yeah I'd rather be a lone wolf. AH-OOOOOOO!
xo_kat_xo 0
39- you took the words right out of my mouth
luckycharm421 3
haha that's a better idea ;D
chino627 0
my siblings are a pain in my ass but I still love them
parxxx 0
#39 ikr!!
tellithowitis 13
wow
Alex94xela 0
is the op's name wigglytuff wheather it is or isn't op got jigglypuffed
smellymellyy 7
that dog is so cute
Zero66Core 0
Cgfhhshehhsheggsh Honda civic
amazinglyHappy 6
maybe someone thought they were signs from god XD
btnhdude 0
I doubt it.
amazinglyHappy 6
just a joke... :D
MrXerxes5 6
I'm sure if they wrote something like ''Hell'' or anything ''vulgar'' they'd have given a damn.
hiyourcute 0
Sounds like something my family would do
Exeedingmango 0
Surprise...?
ripgeorgecarl1n 7
YDI. You go to church and care about what those crazy Jesus freaks think of your appearance.
ripgeorgecarl1n 7
Thats bull. My comment was moderated because I insulted churchgoers. I didn't even swear!
PSQ91 6
And you didn't notice the wierd looks people were giving you?
Sub_Zero_is_God 13
Don't you love siblings? :P
ohthatgirl 0
speak for yourself ;-/
fudgesicle 6
no. incest is terrible!