Today, I went shopping with a friend. She went to try some clothes on and came out to ask for my opinion. "Hell no! That shirt is awful!" She wanted to show me the pants. The shirt was hers. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was planning on meeting my friend at the mall. She came late, and I was in the dressing room trying on a few things. When I came out to meet her, she looked at me oddly and said, "You shouldn't buy that, it looks terrible on you." Those were the clothes I came in. FML
Today, I returned a shirt for my mom. When the cashier asked why, I just said my mom didn't like the way it looked. After an awkward pause, I noticed the cashier was wearing the same shirt. She was not amused. FML
Today, I was in a clothing store with my girlfriend. I saw the ugliest hat ever on a hat shelf, tried it on and said to my girlfriend, "Look at this ugly hat, it's absolutely horrible. It's even dirty." An old woman stood next to me said, "Well no wonder it's ugly, it's mine." FML
Today, I was at my friend's house, and I asked if I could try on one of her dresses. It was a little snug, but I got it on. When it came time to take it off though, it wouldn't budge. My friend and her mom had to cut it off me. FML
Today, my friend insisted I wear her brand new hoodie for the day. When I gave it back after a few hours, she said she just needed it stretched and couldn't find someone fatter to stretch it for her. FML
Today, I was shopping with a friend. We snuck into the same fitting room so we could give our opinions on each other's clothes. The suspicious saleswoman knocked on the door and asked how many people were in our room. I quickly answered, "It's OK. She's just watching." FML
Today, I went shopping with my grandma. Told her I saw a pretty dress I liked. She asked me who would fit in that? When I replied they have it in different sizes. She replied with, "Yeah but definitely not yours.". FML
Today, I went shopping with my boyfriend. He tried on a pair of trousers which didn't fit, so he asked me to change them, so off I went. I returned with another pair for him to try on, found him bent over and blurted out, "What's with the terrible underwear?" I'd entered the wrong changing room. FML
Today, I thought the cashier said the new blouse I picked out was ugly as she was ringing me up. I'm really self-conscious about my fashion sense, so I snapped and started yelling at her. It wasn't until she was close to tears did I find out she said "lovely" not "ugly". So, that's another store I can't go back to. FML
Today, I went clothes shopping. I took my little daughter into the dressing room while I tried some clothes on. She somehow managed to open the door while I was changing. A lady outside then bitched me out for "exposing" myself to her kids. FML
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arienh4 0
#4, meet #3
Cloudy_fml 0
@ #2 Maybe she had a jacket on and took it off in the changing room...
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Comments (24)
Dr_Phil 0
Hahahahaha
Jbiebs82 0
Shouldn't she be posting this: "Today me and a friend went shopping. while trying clothes she came out wearing an ugly shirt and cute pants. I said," Oh hell no!" She then informed me it was my shirt, FML"
Chocolate_Chunk 2
Wow fail. Next time, you may want to, I don't know, write it from the view point of the other person, not the same?
trivel64 16
I'm guessing you don't have any posted FMLs?
Cloudy_fml 0
@ #2 Maybe she had a jacket on and took it off in the changing room...
mariahrawks 0
or maybe she didn't much look at her.
az_45 0
did u not notice what ur friend was wearing when u were together the whole time in the mall :S
wakaaflocka 8
Perhaps she brought an extra shirt to try on different outfits.
arienh4 0
#4, meet #3
x0x_KissOfDeath 0
why would she take her jacket off just to try on a pair of pants? and even if she had a jacket on, i've noticed peoples shirt when they have a jacket on. This seems fishy.
Dimaranien 1
it does indeed seem fishy. unless the person was too concerned with shopping to notice her friend...it happens. I do hope that was not the case.
Icalasari 0
I would say that maybe the pants set off the shirt? :P
gothymama 0
And somehow you didn't notice the shirt she was wearing BEFORE she went into the dressing room??
Nickyxy 0
How did u not see her wearing it before you entered the store! Total BS
jacklinjanna 0
Ha! Well at least she knows now...