Today, I was at a restaurant when I heard a young girl telling her father she didn't think she was pretty. When I got up to leave, I walked past her table and told her she was beautiful. Her dad then punched me in the face. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was eating at a restaurant when a man came up to me and said, "You're pathetic for having lunch with someone that much older than you." My dad immediately got up and punched the man in the face. My fiancé's parents had to walk in the door right as it happened. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant with a girl I really liked. She started crying when an overweight family walked in and loudly sobbed about how the parents were "murdering" their children. This made the father of that family try to fight me. FML
Today, my sister punched me in the face. My dad was actually annoyed with me when I told him. He said I'll never be a "real man" if I can't take a hit from a girl. FML
Today, I got punched in the face by a girl for asking if she was okay after I had seen her crying. FML
Today, my dad stopped me mid-sentence and said he wanted to punch me in the face and set me on fire for using the word "selfie". FML
Today, I went out to eat at a restaurant. When the waitress saw me, she continously told me how beautiful and kind I was. Flattered, I just said thank you. Five minutes later, one of the ugliest girls I've ever seen in my life walked in. The waitress told her the same exact things she told me. FML
Today I gently tried to break the news to my now ex-fiance's daughter that her Daddy and I weren't going to get married after all (he cheated), but that I still loved her with all my heart. She responded by punching me in the face. FML
Today, while I was standing in line at the store, some guy insulted the girl in front of me as he walked past. She turned around and socked me in the face. FML
Today, my father decided to "prepare" me for the real world by telling me that I'm ugly. FML
Today, I was eating at a restaurant in town, when a small boy started looking at me. I simply smiled and went back to eating, only to hear out of the corner of my ear, "Daddy, why does that kid's face look like that"? He said it so loud, the three tables next to us turned and looked. FML
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papertigers_fml 0
see, this is why we can't have nice things.
Aria_fml 0
How is it fake? The dad could have thought he was hitting on his daughter. @OP: that was still a very sweet thing to do. :)
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Comments (223)
AntiChrist7 0
YDI for eavesdropping and poking your nose in other's people bussines.
poolshark 0
Maybe there are boys at her school that like her, but her dad has already gotten to them? She's just one more "beautiful" comment away from an all girls boarding school...
AntiChrist7 0
why do people keep sticking their nose in other people's bussines. YDI
AntiChrist7 0
YDI for eavesdropping and poking your nose in other's people bussines.
jimmyb00o5 0
So, did you end up taking the little girl home? that would have been hot. ;-)
keke_fml 0
ya you have to be careful these days... yesterday I was on a store, and a 16 year old girl was trying on a dress for her prom. the salespeople were doing their usual thing trying to flatter her into buying it. one of the older salesmen said "you make me wish I was 16 again"...it was kind of perverted
Azlin_22 0
YDI, i'm not suprised i would think it was pretty wierd and creepy if some random guy came up to me and my young hypoythetical daughter and randomly said she was beautiful. Plus you were listening in on their conversation so that would also appear creepy to the father. The whole thing would just seem rather pedophilic coming from a man to a young child.
ArtGirl87 0
Wow, what a jerk. I'm sure the girl appreciated the compliment, however!
elfuzzo 0
You listened in on their conversation and then came out of nowhere to tell a little girl she was pretty. I get goosebumps just reading this. You are one creepy ************. YDI.
dramatay 0
well people are assuming it's a guy because i'm pretty sure the dad wouldn't punch a woman. so dude that's creepy as hell. i'm 20 and if this happened to me i'd be creeped out because it at least meant he was eavesdropping. but since you said young girl i'm thinking preteen and that's very creepy. in this day and age i don't see why anyone is surprised that the father reacted strongly. i'm going to have to go with YDI.