Today, I walked too close to a first-aid kit sticking out of a wall at work, and it cut my arm. Laughing at the irony, I opened it to get a band aid out. It was empty. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I cut my hand on nothing while at work. It bled so much, I began to feel woozy, and everyone kept brushing me off when I asked where the first aid kits were. FML
Today, I cut myself on a band-aid box, while trying to get one out for another cut. FML
Today, I got a paper cut while opening my box of Band-Aids. FML
Today, I somehow managed to hit my head on a first aid kit. I now have a cut on my forehead and my boyfriend just keeps laughing from the irony. FML
Today, I accidentally slammed a door on my own arm flab. FML
Today, I was working at a fast food restaurant when I cut my hand. There was a good amount of blood flowing out so I ran to my manager and asked where the first aid kit was. He then picked up a washcloth and some tape and handed it to me. FML
Today, while I was at work in a machine shop, I cut myself really bad. Not with any of the sharp tools, drills, or metals I work with. Just the soap dispenser. FML
Today, I was cutting some paper when I accidentally cut a sizeable chunk out of my finger. I went to my car to get my bumbag (I'm a lifeguard) so I could patch it up. I then promptly got a large piece of glass in my foot. FML
Today, I cut my finger deep on an envelope at work and started bleeding profusely. When I asked my co-worker for a band-aid, she told me to get back to work and stop making up excuses to try and hit on her. FML
Today, I discovered that I'm allergic to band-aids. I now have a band-aid shaped rash around a tiny cut on my leg. Oh the irony. FML
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Top comments
peanuts363 12
maybe the other guy who ran into it took the last bandaid
SkoomaKi 28
That's when you rip off a strap of materiel from your shirt and make your own bandage. You then go home and get some vodka on that shit, wouldn't want a nasty little ****** of an infection to show up. Down the rest of it like Hulk Hogan downs raw eggs and then wrap the little bitch of a cut in ******* nettles. Can you feel that pain OP? That's it working it's hardcore shit.
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Comments (100)
Bullpine 11
First world problems.
olpally 33
You sound just like me op... I'm always hurting myself like that... ehh, just laugh it off lol :)
Sandman578737 0
That is not irony
DocBastard 40
Cutting your arm on a first aid kit - ironic. Cutting your arm on a first aid kit without any first aid in it - even more ironic. Are we clear?
1blinktink 4
I don't think that was worth and FML, no offense OP
Fmlsea 28
I hate to see who was in charge of health and safety at your workplace .
larouche362 10
Hes a dude he can take calm down its not like he got shot or something.
cloak057_fml 8
Double the irony
outoftown 27
Outting the idiot responsible for keeping the first-aid kit stocked -- priceless. Hope your day improved, OP.
fj19 9
Don't ya hate it when the circle of life fails?
animal50199 10
OP be a man! Suck it up and embrace the irony because life's a bitch and it can get a whole lot worse. I do admire you for laughing the first time though! :D
itsa_maddy 19
Why would you laugh after cutting your arm?
NAAMxLOOS 11
Because 'lol so le ironic XDDD'