Today, while I was at work in a machine shop, I cut myself really bad. Not with any of the sharp tools, drills, or metals I work with. Just the soap dispenser. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I cut my hand on nothing while at work. It bled so much, I began to feel woozy, and everyone kept brushing me off when I asked where the first aid kits were. FML
Today, I was washing the dishes when I gave myself a nasty gash on my leg from the open dishwasher door. After five minutes of cleaning up the blood and wrapping it up, I came back to finish the job only to drop a plate and send broken shards into my foot. FML
Today, I received roughly 50 paper cuts while I was at work. I didn't realize this until after I applied hand sanitizer. FML
Today, I cut my finger at work while chopping some vegetables. I grabbed the nearest rag I could to stop the bleeding and put it on the cut. I didn't know the rag had just been used to clean up a lemon juice spill. FML
Today, during a workplace safety exercise at work, I managed to cut off the tip of my thumb. FML
Today, I was in a public restroom and slipped on some soap on the floor while I was washing my hands. As I fell, I grabbed the nearest thing to break my fall, which happened to be the hand dryer. It fell off the wall and hit me in the face. FML
Today, while washing dishes for my friend, I managed to break an unbreakable glass and slice my hand open on it. FML
Today, while observing a surgery, I was asked to open a glass ampule of adrenaline. Not only did I break it and get it everywhere, I sliced open my thumb bad enough to need stitches. FML
Today, I cut my finger with a knife while cooking. I work in a hospital and have to use hand disinfectant at least every twenty minutes. It hurts badly. I have to work for eight hours. FML
Today, while drilling holes in "No Smoking" signs for my job, I gave myself a minor cut that would appear to most as a papercut. I then had to fill out 3 double-sided pages of paperwork. FML
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Top comments
Krirn 21
That's just that deep clean feature, it really gets in your skin.
DontForgetMe4 0
Well, if it makes you feel better, thank you for actually washing your hands in the bathroom!
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Comments (90)
SkoomaKi 28
That takes skill my friend. What kind of soap dispenser gives you a really bad cut?
nofearjenshere 12
The sharp kind.
jerseyboy732 16
when plastic breaks it can be pretty sharp
katcot99 11
My point exactly.
iNewKid 20
It are always those little things!
elat4lolz 0
ancient chinese proverb: always be watchful of danger even in places where you'd least expect it.
LaughinStock 16
^ ohhhhh sooo good sensei! - _ -
Drigr 9
I work in a machine shop too. The thing is, you get so used to cuts from the metal and tools, that it makes things like cutting yourself on a soap dispenser seem way worse than it should.
trulypoison 0
That was EXACTLY my first thought and question.
ollallie 0
At least it's a clean cut it's soap not a dirty metal tool
madeline9322 17
#45 they were making a connection very relevant to the FML at hand. Why do you need to criticize them for it? Because they posted a much more intelligent comment?
hahachun 4
Giggity
DontForgetMe4 0
Well, if it makes you feel better, thank you for actually washing your hands in the bathroom!
laden_swallow09 35
Rather than NOT WASHING AT ALL. Some sickos either forget or neglect good hygiene after using the facilities. Duh.
kamikrazy 6
That's why you get automatic soap dispensers. So skilled people like you can't cut themselves.
Krirn 21
That's just that deep clean feature, it really gets in your skin.
CareFace 16
The grit soap I use at work had glass fragments in it... I sliced my hand "clean" open with it. Ignoring the blood, my hands were super clean. :D /end life story.
Eila1996 5
Cool story bro, no one actually cares!
Ugi 27
Speak for yourself 41. I thought it was quite interesting.
Michael_92 20
Is it just me that thinks glass in soap is a really bad idea?
accountforme 1
I can just imagine you in the hood when they ask, "where'd you get those scars?" And you reply, "the soap dispenser." They answer, "fu** yeah, you gangsta."
Dnigz13 4
How do you do that? Did you get soap in your cut aswell?
hellbilly205 17
Id go ahead and say it was sharp plastic...
jerseyboy732 16
atleast it was an easy clean up if you were already by the sink
pbonham 22
Everything is dangerous these days -.- (sarcasm implied)
hellbilly205 17
Everything is dangerous these days though...
illabye 0
Impress the ladies by sayin you were in a fight... With your mom LOL.. Weakling
Torva_fml 16
Lol! Why lie?! It's already on the internet! Yes, my lol was sarcastic... Just to clarify.
myopinioncounts 3
oooo im so impressed you fought your mom! you bigi tough man you, soo badass! i really hope thats not what turns you on
nofearjenshere 12
Those soap dispensers these days. You really gotta be careful.
pablopoo 7
Lame comment:p