Today, I walked too close to a first-aid kit sticking out of a wall at work, and it cut my arm. Laughing at the irony, I opened it to get a band aid out. It was empty. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I cut my hand on nothing while at work. It bled so much, I began to feel woozy, and everyone kept brushing me off when I asked where the first aid kits were. FML
Today, I cut myself on a band-aid box, while trying to get one out for another cut. FML
Today, I got a paper cut while opening my box of Band-Aids. FML
Today, I somehow managed to hit my head on a first aid kit. I now have a cut on my forehead and my boyfriend just keeps laughing from the irony. FML
Today, I accidentally slammed a door on my own arm flab. FML
Today, I was working at a fast food restaurant when I cut my hand. There was a good amount of blood flowing out so I ran to my manager and asked where the first aid kit was. He then picked up a washcloth and some tape and handed it to me. FML
Today, while I was at work in a machine shop, I cut myself really bad. Not with any of the sharp tools, drills, or metals I work with. Just the soap dispenser. FML
Today, I was cutting some paper when I accidentally cut a sizeable chunk out of my finger. I went to my car to get my bumbag (I'm a lifeguard) so I could patch it up. I then promptly got a large piece of glass in my foot. FML
Today, I cut my finger deep on an envelope at work and started bleeding profusely. When I asked my co-worker for a band-aid, she told me to get back to work and stop making up excuses to try and hit on her. FML
Today, I discovered that I'm allergic to band-aids. I now have a band-aid shaped rash around a tiny cut on my leg. Oh the irony. FML
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Top comments
peanuts363 12
maybe the other guy who ran into it took the last bandaid
SkoomaKi 28
That's when you rip off a strap of materiel from your shirt and make your own bandage. You then go home and get some vodka on that shit, wouldn't want a nasty little ****** of an infection to show up. Down the rest of it like Hulk Hogan downs raw eggs and then wrap the little bitch of a cut in ******* nettles. Can you feel that pain OP? That's it working it's hardcore shit.
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Comments (100)
woainishamu 21
Well the first aid kit did aid you in making you feel unhappy and perplexed.
DomesticAngel 14
this FML actually made me smile.
flutter4 7
Me too
Bonzer 2
Me too
mduffy08 8
No, it made me aware that first aid kits are out to **** us all.
cBlackout 13
That first aid kit is the king of trolls.
rsunshine2020 13
Well that first aid kit box just seems counterproductive to me.
BradTheBrony 19
And that term "first aid kit box" just seems redundant to me.
rsunshine2020 13
Yeah, I realised that after I posted it. Can't be changed now :/
perdix 31
Don't laugh at Irony -- It's big brother, Comeuppance, will punch you in the ****!
perdix 31
This one is also quite educational. People use the term "karma" incorrectly. The concept of immediate payback is actually comeuppance.
Bluekaren16 19
Thats double the irony! Come on OP you had a sense of humor the first time. Just laugh it off!
SweetCelestia 1
Must've been a pretty bad cut to go and make an FML about it..
tjfml95 1
too many people walking into it?
totalnewbeeee 1
On the bright side you can use this as your ironic story when conversation is at a hault
augmented 1
If it gets infected and you die of sepsis. That will be the coup de grace.