Chicketi
Canada
Today, I cut myself on a band-aid box, while trying to get one out for another cut. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
irony
United States
Today, I got a paper cut while opening my box of Band-Aids. FML
tylerlove361
United States
Today, I cut myself with child-proof scissors. FML
mary
Australia
Today, I managed to cut myself on a piece of chocolate. FML
Ian Artis
United States
Today, I walked too close to a first-aid kit sticking out of a wall at work, and it cut my arm. Laughing at the irony, I opened it to get a band aid out. It was empty. FML
Anonymous
Put it away
Today, I managed to cut myself twice with a Swiss army knife. Stabbed in one hand and sliced a finger on the other. Good to know it's super sharp. FML
breza
Slovenia
Let it bleed
Today, while trying to put something into the almost full waste bin, I cut myself with a razor blade that my son had thrown in there. It was surprisingly sharp, and my finger started pissing blood. FML
Bullocks
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Rochester, United States
Snowflake
Today, while I was at work in a machine shop, I cut myself really bad. Not with any of the sharp tools, drills, or metals I work with. Just the soap dispenser. FML
twnty1
United States
Today, I discovered that I'm allergic to band-aids. I now have a band-aid shaped rash around a tiny cut on my leg. Oh the irony. FML
caitywebbkid
Perth, Australia
Today, I was cutting some paper when I accidentally cut a sizeable chunk out of my finger. I went to my car to get my bumbag (I'm a lifeguard) so I could patch it up. I then promptly got a large piece of glass in my foot. FML
Anonymous
Germany
Today, as I passed a printout over my shoulder to my mum, I managed to give myself a papercut on my tear duct. FML
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Timeline 0
that's ironic it's almost like choking on a life saver
captn_fml 0
It's all a marketing scheme..
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greatbelow 0
God hates you.
Timmytwofinger 0
chill the **** out no.6 it's actually a funny story, sounds like you were beaten as a child. boo ******* hoo.
nasha_kruz 0
sounds like the story of my life.
x__f_m_l__x 0
lol'd.
ninja7117 0
loling at ur lolz
voguegirl4 0
haha this one made my day
suckstobeyou3 0
I don't know why this was so funny, but I can't breathe and my side really hurts xD
Lyrad 0
Priceless
Belief_fml 0
There's no more convenient time.
bubblybrooke 12
I would SO do that...I probly have at some point, or something similar. this honestly made my day ;)
Kelsega2010 0
woowwww. i saw this same story on MLIA. have you realized that a lot of these stories could be on MLIA if the people wernt such babies about the situation?