Today, some guy walked into the restaurant I work at and ordered enough food to serve the entire National Guard of Texas. He thanked us by leaving a $0.50 tip and shitting on the bathroom floor. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was working in a restaurant. On the receipt under "tip" someone actually took the time to write out "$0.00." FML
Today, at my job as a waiter I sharted myself while taking an order. They tipped me $20 and wrote "for new underwear" on the receipt. FML
Today, I was waitering at the restaurant that I work at when I collected a credit card bill that was worth $120 and a big zero on the tip line. Angered, I turned to a co-worker and said "I knew this asshole wasn't going to tip me." The guy was standing right behind me with $30 in his hand. FML
Today, while at the restaurant I work at, a bunch of kids came in. They all gave incredibly complex orders, laughed at everything I did, and made a huge mess by "spilling" hot sauce and water all over the floor. After they left, I was tipped eleven cents. FML
Today, I was doing takeout orders at the restaurant I work at. I spent a long while putting together this guy's $135.00 order. When he finally got there to pick it up, I told him to fill out the credit card slip. I looked at it after he left. He gave me a 40 cent tip. FML
Today, I was taking a table's order. After I finished, the guy told me, "Just FYI, I'm not a tipper." Trying to lighten up the situation, I replied, "It's amazing how many people forget I handle their food." He complained to the manager that I'd threatened him. FML
Today, while working at my truck stop, I helped a trucker check his tires. He seemed like a pretty nice guy, and we chatted for a bit. After he took off and I walked back inside, I went to clean the shower he was in before. Turns out he took a shit on the floor. His wife had been in there with him. FML
Today, I was waitressing for a huge family. Their bill was $750. Excited about the tip, I was shocked to see only $0.50. As they were leaving, I threw the two whole quarters at their heads. Guess who also got fired today. FML
Today, while at my shitty, minimum wage job at McDonalds, a guy walked out of the bathroom. He said "Good luck in there." worriedly, then left. I don't know if it was his handiwork, but it looked like a shit grenade had detonated. It was even on the walls. FML
Today, while at work, a customer gave me a $20 tip. I explained to him we aren't allowed to accept tips, but he insisted. When I called the manager to report it, he pocketed my tip. FML
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Top comments
Sneado 20
Looks like that's the perfect time to slip out on your break or lunch.
Shadowvoid 33
That's an awkward experience, I certainly hope this isn't a normal occurrence where you work. I hope you get better tips and customers in the future
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Comments (72)
Shadowvoid 33
That's an awkward experience, I certainly hope this isn't a normal occurrence where you work. I hope you get better tips and customers in the future
californiapoppy 11
What some people think is an appropriate tip is embarrassing!
guesswhatlifesux 14
#12 I wish I could like that 100 times, that is way too accurate
Sneado 20
Looks like that's the perfect time to slip out on your break or lunch.
shemademedoit 20
that's some expensive shit
CallMeWindSock 24
He must've been drunk, or an asshole, but probably both.
expertsmilee 26
Was all the food for him I wonder?
Atomic_Mushroom 14
Sounds like a shitty situation! (Overused pun alert) I'll show myself out..
may14th 26
you should've showed yourself before tapping validate!
ironmany_fml 23
validate?
FutBol_Fan_30 29
Thaaaats nice. Very classy ?
_Peppermint_ 34
Karma will get him.
itssnotfunny 24
Sounds like his munchies didn't settle correctly.
annabee95 22
i work at a subway alone and I've had someone do something similar, then get pissed off when i couldn't make 30 subways (all different in salad and meats) fast enough.
Pizzapiggy1 18
Manager: Who ******* shit on the floor of the bathroom? You: *points towards tables*