Today, I walked too close to a first-aid kit sticking out of a wall at work, and it cut my arm. Laughing at the irony, I opened it to get a band aid out. It was empty. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I cut my hand on nothing while at work. It bled so much, I began to feel woozy, and everyone kept brushing me off when I asked where the first aid kits were. FML
Today, I cut myself on a band-aid box, while trying to get one out for another cut. FML
Today, I got a paper cut while opening my box of Band-Aids. FML
Today, I somehow managed to hit my head on a first aid kit. I now have a cut on my forehead and my boyfriend just keeps laughing from the irony. FML
Today, I accidentally slammed a door on my own arm flab. FML
Today, I was working at a fast food restaurant when I cut my hand. There was a good amount of blood flowing out so I ran to my manager and asked where the first aid kit was. He then picked up a washcloth and some tape and handed it to me. FML
Today, while I was at work in a machine shop, I cut myself really bad. Not with any of the sharp tools, drills, or metals I work with. Just the soap dispenser. FML
Today, I was cutting some paper when I accidentally cut a sizeable chunk out of my finger. I went to my car to get my bumbag (I'm a lifeguard) so I could patch it up. I then promptly got a large piece of glass in my foot. FML
Today, I cut my finger deep on an envelope at work and started bleeding profusely. When I asked my co-worker for a band-aid, she told me to get back to work and stop making up excuses to try and hit on her. FML
Today, I discovered that I'm allergic to band-aids. I now have a band-aid shaped rash around a tiny cut on my leg. Oh the irony. FML
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Top comments
peanuts363 12
maybe the other guy who ran into it took the last bandaid
SkoomaKi 28
That's when you rip off a strap of materiel from your shirt and make your own bandage. You then go home and get some vodka on that shit, wouldn't want a nasty little ****** of an infection to show up. Down the rest of it like Hulk Hogan downs raw eggs and then wrap the little bitch of a cut in ******* nettles. Can you feel that pain OP? That's it working it's hardcore shit.
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Comments (100)
loccsta83 5
Laugh at karma again maybe u won't have air to breath next time
BradTheBrony 19
IT'S NOT KARMA, FUCKTARD
missababgaga 19
At least you had a good sense of humor about it :)
HolaJessicaHola 0
Life sucks then you die.
larouche362 10
At least you laughed?
loltroll667 10
HOLY SHIT THE IRONY!!! Sorry OP
pdp_fml 21
You should carry a few band aids just for such occasions.
Breaker132 8
Well, you don't need to be sharp to get the irony here. But be careful! You'd really be at the edge of the knife if the cut gets infected! It shouldn't be too bad though, we live in an age with cutting edge medical supplies... I deserve to rot in hell for this.
Flyingaceograham 7
HA!
BradTheBrony 19
These puns are a... *snicker* CUT ABOVE THE REST! *promptly vomits due to the pure ass that is that pun*
wubbazugg 5
Thats straight up an OSHA violation.
awesomegirlO 8
Well hey, at least you laughed.
hateevryone 15
At least you laughed, instead of crying.