Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I realized he was opening his mouth wide a lot. At first, I thought he was trying to French-kiss me. He was actually yawning through the whole thing. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend yawned while I was giving him head. FML
Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I slightly opened my eyes during it and saw him with his eyes wide open, watching TV. FML
Today, my boyfriend fell asleep while still giving me oral sex. FML
Today, I was snuggling with my boyfriend on the couch. We ended up falling asleep, and when I woke up I felt a slobberly substance running down my face. It turns out, my boyfriend drooled so much, it filled my ear and overflowed onto my face. FML
Today, while my boyfriend was going down on me, he fell asleep right between my legs. The worst part was I only noticed when he started snoring. FML
Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend, when things got a little frisky and we started making out. It was my first time French-kissing, and apparently he has a very sensitive gag reflex, because the moment my tongue went in, he started retching, and vomited moments later. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. Soon, I noticed he was being very quiet. When I looked up, he was in a deep sleep. FML
Today, I was watching a romantic comedy at my boyfriend's house. During the make out scene, I decided to go in for a kiss. He apparently decided to belch at the same time. I could taste it. FML
Today, I finally made out with my boyfriend. Let's just say his idea of making out is moving his tongue like a lizard. FML
Today, my boyfriend found out it makes a funny fart sound when he blows hard into my mouth in the middle of making out. I can't get him to stop doing it every time we kiss. FML
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MisterMichael 9
Did reading this make anyone else yawn?
peanuts363 12
Could be worse. My first kiss involved the girl trying to shove her tongue as far into my mouth as she could.
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Comments (170)
flutter4 7
Hopefully he doesn't think you are boring but damn, that just ruins the mood.
sailorzoe 14
Maybe he wanted to raptor kiss you.
XxDevilxXGt 26
I love it when you yawn at me baby, oh yeah just like that.
dougiewhale 6
What's a raptor kiss?
doctorhook86 25
Stop kissing him and let him get some damn sleep already.
OceanNut4 4
Raptor kiss?
rallets 23
raptor kiss just wanted to say it too
vassal44 9
He is just trying to give you some literal head
wannaplay 1
He was about to eat you!
gmc_blossom 21
Raptor kiss. :3
kelsey_M_Jones 5
Raptor kiss.?
nado13579 12
You guys all just wanted to say raptor kiss. I just did too. :]
Scarshadow101 6
Guys. Stop saying that, it's really immature. ...Raptor kiss...
THE_A_TEEN 28
Uhh Mods, it's actually "through", not "threw". Fix pls?
HolyCrepe 10
Think of it as a proper noun? "... actually, Yawning threw the whole thing." OP just didn't finish the rest of the FML
peanuts363 12
Could be worse. My first kiss involved the girl trying to shove her tongue as far into my mouth as she could.
flutter4 7
Everyone has to learn somehow :)
shift_love 13
I thought making out was or involved "French kissing" wtf
Enslaved 38
Guilty! The first time I kissed a boy, I did that. I really thought that was what I needed to do. His gagging is the only reason I learned,-- Nope, that's not right. :P
Jrod85 0
17: it does, it's not officially making out until you French someone.
Trix_Disorder 20
The first guy I kissed did that to me, too. Was terrified of kissing after that, for a good while.
harrison918 5
One time I tried kissing a girl on the cheek...I missed. Needless to say I was embarassed as ****
TheDrifter 24
I never French kiss. I start at the collar bone and work straight into the Aussie kiss. I haven't had any complaints.
shadexilmaendu 4
Same here, slobbery and choking me with his tongue. That was back in middle school, 8h grade I think. Needless to say I was wary of French kissing after that, just praying that all people didn't kiss that way xD
Samantha_Tinsley 0
haha did you choke??!!
MrBrightside21 20
Guess who has never been kissed by a female? This guy. :(
obviousboy 8
You've been kissed by dudes?
MeLikesDigBicks 5
102- Not even your mom?
MrBrightside21 20
No, I have not been kissed by my mom. Or "dudes." I guess the dudes, my mother, and females were just jealous of my outstanding sexiness. It's a rough life being a sexy beast. It really is.
peteyfas 8
It's a long life my dude..you'll get some loving, don't worry
zandalee 20
Find that hard to believe Mr Brightside !
zandalee 20
I bet the girls can't get enough of you & your just being modest...
doctorhook86 25
106: If your profile is accurate, Mr KillersSong, then you're still only 16. Haven't been kissed yet? Relax! That's pretty common, no matter what TV tells ya, so don't fret about it. If the situation hasn't changed ten years from now, then you can fret.
MrBrightside21 20
145 - Haha thank you for the encouragement, Mace Windu from Starwars 2/ Nick Fury/ that one guy from Pulp Fiction. I was listening to depressing music, resulting in me feeling bad for myself, resulting in me posting a comment with a frowny-face. :(
doctorhook86 25
149: I was 16 once. It was shit. Wouldn't wish it on anybody. Good luck out there, bro.
mazio09210517 5
My first kissed leaned in and hit me so hard in the nose with his face I started bleeding. lol:)
miSsFlien 15
I love your comments. For that, I would kiss you!
MeLikesDigBicks 5
Yawn too, that makes it even more romantic.
x_cutkiller_x_fml 6
Well it's high time for you to find ways to change your routine.
everydayFML2121 5
So they should get high and make out?
a563 3
Yeah, that's totally what he meant. Great job on your comprehension.
eatthemcows 4
Don't take it personally. Everyone has an uncontrollable yawn every so often.
MisterMichael 9
Did reading this make anyone else yawn?
THE_A_TEEN 28
Unfortunately, no. (Yawn)
xXCherrryBombXx 6
I did
Enslaved 38
It made me yawn and so did reading these comments. I now need a power nap, thanks guys!
SquishFish 15
Actually heres a study that shows seeing someone yawn or even reading about it makes you yawn. haha are you all yawning now?
ryman82006 0
No I have a disability I can only breath through my nose so I can't yawn because when u yawn ur brain is trying to get oxygen
Rowdey 10
I kind of already assumed you had a disability because of your picture.. But your comment's grammatical and spelling mistakes sealed the deal for me..
KiddNYC1O 22
Yawning is highly contagious.
blacksswan 10
It made me yawn hahah! Twice.
Bonzer 2
Not until I read this comment. You bastard.
perdix 31
No, but I once read an article about blinking and by the end, I was batting my eyelashes like a flirty schoolgirl!
Bonzer 2
97- now you've got me going.
outoftown 27
Of course it it. Yawns are catchi... zzzzzzzzzzz
blacksswan 10
I just re-read this & yawned again twice .__.
GothicAngel17 24
I was yawning up until I read perdix's comment, then I was yawning and blinking too much and now it's too blurry to read any more comments :(
perdix 31
#138. Whatever you do, don't read the gymnastic fart story! The Chinese are sleeping!
ashleyylove3 22
I yawned
CTVrhythmguitari 8
Maybe he just wanted to go to bed. ;D
MURIKKA 11
I see what you did there
olpally 33
GIGGITY! :D
Dreamcatcher619 6
GOO. ;D
g_ayvel 11
How did you find out? I mean if you thought he was passionately kissing you
zoecw 14
He probably said " BACK THE **** UP BITCH. IM NOT FRENCH KISSING YOU, IM YAWNING."
Rowdey 10
WNING!!1!111!!!1
cristy91 33
I've done that before, it's nothing to be upset about. Just make a joke about it and poof! An awkward situation has now turned funny and life is good again