Today, I walked too close to a first-aid kit sticking out of a wall at work, and it cut my arm. Laughing at the irony, I opened it to get a band aid out. It was empty. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I cut my hand on nothing while at work. It bled so much, I began to feel woozy, and everyone kept brushing me off when I asked where the first aid kits were. FML
Today, I cut myself on a band-aid box, while trying to get one out for another cut. FML
Today, I got a paper cut while opening my box of Band-Aids. FML
Today, I somehow managed to hit my head on a first aid kit. I now have a cut on my forehead and my boyfriend just keeps laughing from the irony. FML
Today, I accidentally slammed a door on my own arm flab. FML
Today, I was working at a fast food restaurant when I cut my hand. There was a good amount of blood flowing out so I ran to my manager and asked where the first aid kit was. He then picked up a washcloth and some tape and handed it to me. FML
Today, while I was at work in a machine shop, I cut myself really bad. Not with any of the sharp tools, drills, or metals I work with. Just the soap dispenser. FML
Today, I was cutting some paper when I accidentally cut a sizeable chunk out of my finger. I went to my car to get my bumbag (I'm a lifeguard) so I could patch it up. I then promptly got a large piece of glass in my foot. FML
Today, I cut my finger deep on an envelope at work and started bleeding profusely. When I asked my co-worker for a band-aid, she told me to get back to work and stop making up excuses to try and hit on her. FML
Today, I discovered that I'm allergic to band-aids. I now have a band-aid shaped rash around a tiny cut on my leg. Oh the irony. FML
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Top comments
peanuts363 12
maybe the other guy who ran into it took the last bandaid
SkoomaKi 28
That's when you rip off a strap of materiel from your shirt and make your own bandage. You then go home and get some vodka on that shit, wouldn't want a nasty little ****** of an infection to show up. Down the rest of it like Hulk Hogan downs raw eggs and then wrap the little bitch of a cut in ******* nettles. Can you feel that pain OP? That's it working it's hardcore shit.
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Comments (100)
Ayla_Abriel 1
Karma??
HolyCrepe 10
No. Irony.
GemmaStyles 14
Karma for what? Laughing at himself for cutting his arm?
ColdplaySucks 18
You cut your arm, FYL... Op needs to put on his big boy boxers and quit bitching.
menacingsprite 3
Wow.. Someone needs to learn what Karma means.
ygdrassil 17
I think he means karma for something else before the FML that we don't know about.
Keliosan 6
8- He didn't bitch about anything...he laughed off the cut on his arm and was just looking to over it with a band aid... As tough as you think you are open wounds don't make you a man. So save that bullshit for your most likely douchey friends.
DreBeezy 9
Sweet, sweet irony. Playing the cruelest of jokes since the universe began.
ColdplaySucks 18
If a bandaid was all it took, why is this an FML?
tylerbro 3
I thought this was a place people told about how their life was ruined, not somewhere to whine about a small scratch on your arm. Go cry to your mom
patrickalamo 48
I think (for the most part) a requirement for the first comment must be useless or moronic. Congratulations, #1 you got them both.
larouche362 10
No not really he wasnt gonna knife it or something its just bad luck
MagicGiraffe 12
Irony, the original troll.
Meettitan 14
This calls for workers comp and. lawsuit...
Meettitan 14
and a lawsuit*, sometimes using a softkeyboard is painful. T.T
joker118 7
sucks to be you
robinhood007 9
More like sucks to be you. I'd figure with joker in your name you could come up with a funny comment for the rest of us to read and enjoy, guess not.
Rowdey 10
You are brutally honest, indeed.
KiddNYC1O 22
Failed attempt at first comment.
robinhood007 9
40 - so glad you picked up on that.
gmc_blossom 21
No, no. I'm sure it is amazing being him. Really.
peanuts363 12
maybe the other guy who ran into it took the last bandaid
miniluda12 12
There was one?
mitmtl 0
You mean there was one guy or one bandaid?
GroovyGravy 7
42- there can be only one!
gntfmlingnow 12
You should probably ask someone about that, those things are supposed to be filled at all times unless in use. Other than that, lady luck can be a bitch sometimes
everydayFML2121 5
Double irony
Mikeskinner 7
Guys and Dolls term? X)
everydayFML2121 5
No
CTVrhythmguitari 8
Then you probably weren't the first to do that ._. It's okay OP, you're not alone.
uberdubers 3
I highly doubt that exact situation happened to someone previously.
robinhood007 9
Why not? If it happened to OP it could happen to someone else. Who knows though, I definitely don't and I doubt you do either.
mattorama 15
OBVIOUSLY he wasn't the first to do that, or it wouldn't have been empty...
AnonTheGreat 7
Your fault completely cretin.
MeLikesDigBicks 5
This is why first aid kits should be kept on shelves.
42istheanswer 27
I've been to a lot of workplaces where there are no shelves for them, so they put them on posts, where they end up sticking out.
evilplatypus 39
Both factories I've worked in kept them all mounted on the wall do that they're readily visible and can't get misplaced. If you just keep it on a shelf, people don't put them back all the time.
unknown_user5566 27
Now you know you should probably give yourself more than a few inches of distance between yourself and the wall when walking. Lesson learned.
Trix_Disorder 20
Not bouncing off of doorframes and walls is hard for me. It's like I don't know how much space I take up. I feel OP's pain.
Marissa1586 18
Same!
surrounded_fml 6
Sounds like the first aid kit was more of a safety hazard than it was a safety kit
SkoomaKi 28
That's when you rip off a strap of materiel from your shirt and make your own bandage. You then go home and get some vodka on that shit, wouldn't want a nasty little ****** of an infection to show up. Down the rest of it like Hulk Hogan downs raw eggs and then wrap the little bitch of a cut in ******* nettles. Can you feel that pain OP? That's it working it's hardcore shit.
P374RD3D 9
Judging by the wording of the FML, I think it's safe to assume that it's a small cut. You don't need to tear your shirt for a small cut.
robinhood007 9
Judging by the entire comment, I'm going to assume they were joking.
Ajwc101 24
Do you have to swear so much?
BradTheBrony 19
Why do you have to comment at all?
SkoomaKi 28
Swearing makes it seem more commanding. I mean to cause no offense #89.