Today, I walked outside to see my dog killing my cat. My spouse tried to cheer me up - "Hey, at least we don't have to buy cat food anymore!" FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I once again walked in on my husband eating our cat's food. FML
Is that really a silver lining?
Today, my dog of 10 years died suddenly. My husband’s response? “At least you don’t have to buy dog food anymore." FML
How could you?
Today, despite me not liking cats, which my wife knew, she got a cat anyway. Her cat went for a walk outside and was hit by a car. I rushed outside to help the cat but found she was already dead, and the culprit had driven away. When my wife found out that her cat was dead, she thought I'd killed her. FML
Today, I walked in on my husband eating cat food out of the cat bowl dressed in a cat costume. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents discussing how to kill our cat, and how to make it look like an accident. FML
Today, my husband's cat died. He has resorted to calling me by her name to comfort himself. FML
Bye bye Tiddles
Today, while I was driving around the neighborhood, I passed my neighbors' house only to see their dog with a full-grown dead cat in its mouth. Only one family owns a cat in our neighborhood. FML
Today, I got my cat stuffed after her death. I brought her home and set her down by my couch. I guess my dog thought it was a new chew toy. FML
Today, I got home and found my wife cuddling with the dog and our new kitten. Both the cat and my wife hissed at me when I tried to join in. FML
Sick move, bro
Today, I bought my girlfriend a cat. I now have a cat and no girlfriend. FML
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hahatofunny 20
Your dog decided there was room for only one pet in this family
Mynamewontfi 40
Poor kittycat. FYL for having to see that but I kind of want to say YDI as well. Not that you deserve to have your cat killed, but I'm sure there were signs of hostility between your pets before that happened. Should've acted on that. If the dog did that out of the blue without those signs, that's pretty concerning.
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cat4651 15
If your pets (clearly) don't get along, why would you let them be alone outside together? YDI for careless pet ownership.
Mightyrif 23
I don't see why this is getting downvoted. The owner should be responsible for their pets.
IAmzephyr 22
because it makes a lot of assumptions. pets can still be unpredictable even if they previously get along.
soullyfe 33
Or maybe since she has a spouse, they were supposed to be keeping an eye on them. We don't know the situation.
Csoi 28
My guinea pigs and my cats don't get along, but they don't bother eachother constantly either. I mean no one can keep their eyes on their pets 24/7. My cats are unpredictable, and so are my guinea pigs. therefore it's not a YDI, it's an FML because they probably didn't know they were having issues.
Epikosity 15
@#25 They may be unpredictable, but usually not to such a deadly extent
hahatofunny 20
Your dog decided there was room for only one pet in this family
MasterTron 24
Welcome to the Thunderdome! Where two pets enter one pet leaves
citrusglass 22
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE
Dave_Davington 35
I suppose that's one way of looking at things.
jezka374 15
Poor kitty. The next time you get a cat, keep it indoors so that doesn't happen again. Dogs instinctively hate cats, though not all do, but it's still a sense they have...
Ichiya 29
Its not that they specifically hate cats. Dogs and cats are decendents of great hunters and they both have the hunting instincts. So if the dog is big enough the cat becomes prey. It takes lots of time and conditioning to get the dog to ignore its instincts and be docile around cats.
Catdragon 40
my dog hates other dogs and people, but absolutely loves cats. she and my cat are bonded. they sleep next to each other, lick each other, play together. he follows her everywhere outside. when another dog attacked my cat, she attacked that dog. they're inseparable. so no. dogs don't instinctively hate cats.
cupcakebruh 21
My dogs are actually just curious about cats, they're 10 years old and only recently have seen a cat up close before.. That cat attacked my dogs and now they're terrified of cats..
ItsDutch 16
When we got our cat my dog treated the cat like he was her baby. In fact all my dogs get along better with cats than other dogs.
UsagiArwen 23
No, dogs don't instinctively hate cats, and no, the bigger they are they don't just assume smaller cats are prey. I had a 150 pound great dane who adored two 8 pound cats we had. He'd even let them eat out of his food dish while he waited somewhat impatiently. He was the most gentle dog I had ever seen. Thing is, it's how they're raised. This dog was raised around cats and therefore he knew what to expect from them.
countryb_cth 38
@10 That's not true at all. My dog is a medium sized dog and she loves our new kitten. They get along great and love to play. Just because the dog is bigger doesn't mean it sees the cat as prey.
JazNim17 18
I don't know if I would call it instinct or not. My childhood pet, a pit, actively hated cats and we barely got him to accept the one we had. We never managed to break him of trying to kill stray cats, though we could call him off. He was never that way about any other creature. By contrast, the two-year-old pit I have now is a total cat lover. He required absolutely no conditioning and after being introduced, has been a total sweetheart towards my cat. I have no idea what the difference is. Both are/were male pit bulls of similar temperaments.
verysmarmy 11
Dogs hate cats - they just don't hate cats.
TheKingOfHearts 19
I would beat the sheet out of my dog if he did that.
Mynamewontfi 40
Poor kittycat. FYL for having to see that but I kind of want to say YDI as well. Not that you deserve to have your cat killed, but I'm sure there were signs of hostility between your pets before that happened. Should've acted on that. If the dog did that out of the blue without those signs, that's pretty concerning.
leogachi 15
@6 You can't be sure about that. My dog killed our cat because she thought she was protecting our family from it. There were zero signs of hostility before that.
Kaylyn15 23
My dog gets along with our cats just fine if they don't bug her. She's 15 and gets crabby sometimes if our one cat gets too clingy, but even then she only barks at her to make her leave her alone. My cats are barn cats and the dog is an outside dog, they are always together. We have 5 stray cats, and four tame ones(3 of which are pregnant) and we used to have 3 dogs.
rllyfrickenbored 17
you are able to select both. i do it all the time
carebear1228 20
your dog is cold-hearted
shesaywha 19
It's a ******* dog. Stop pushing human characteristics onto it.
Inquizeron 18
You should've replied, "I'm getting another one."
hkhan24 23
They Fight, and Bite They Fight and Fight and Bite Fight, Fight, Fight, Bite, Bite, Bite..
chinaski7628 32
Itchy and Scratchy are a cat and mouse. And Poochie was too much of a cool dude to be a fighter. Plus, he returned to his home planet...
MassiDelta 28
There can only be one!