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Mr Canterbury In a relationship

Anonymous 4 September 2015, 01:30 🌶️ Spicy

Twister

Today, while making out in my car, the guy I was with decided it'd be a great idea to stick his tongue in my ear. He shoved it in so far that my ear still feels wet four hours later. FML

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Anonymous 30 June 2016, 21:11 Houston, United States

Today, my sister asked me, while making a cup of green tea with honey, "I wonder why they call it honey?" I replied, "Probably some Greek or Latin word meaning 'to sweeten'." She stopped, turned and with a serious face asked, "Where exactly is Latin?" FML

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hkhan24

Twister

Etymology

Have you just experienced an FML moment?