Today, I walked outside to see my dog killing my cat. My spouse tried to cheer me up - "Hey, at least we don't have to buy cat food anymore!" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I once again walked in on my husband eating our cat's food. FML
Today, my dog of 10 years died suddenly. My husband’s response? “At least you don’t have to buy dog food anymore." FML
Today, despite me not liking cats, which my wife knew, she got a cat anyway. Her cat went for a walk outside and was hit by a car. I rushed outside to help the cat but found she was already dead, and the culprit had driven away. When my wife found out that her cat was dead, she thought I'd killed her. FML
Today, I walked in on my husband eating cat food out of the cat bowl dressed in a cat costume. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents discussing how to kill our cat, and how to make it look like an accident. FML
Today, my husband's cat died. He has resorted to calling me by her name to comfort himself. FML
Today, while I was driving around the neighborhood, I passed my neighbors' house only to see their dog with a full-grown dead cat in its mouth. Only one family owns a cat in our neighborhood. FML
Today, I got my cat stuffed after her death. I brought her home and set her down by my couch. I guess my dog thought it was a new chew toy. FML
Today, I got home and found my wife cuddling with the dog and our new kitten. Both the cat and my wife hissed at me when I tried to join in. FML
Today, I bought my girlfriend a cat. I now have a cat and no girlfriend. FML
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hahatofunny 20
Your dog decided there was room for only one pet in this family
Mynamewontfi 40
Poor kittycat. FYL for having to see that but I kind of want to say YDI as well. Not that you deserve to have your cat killed, but I'm sure there were signs of hostility between your pets before that happened. Should've acted on that. If the dog did that out of the blue without those signs, that's pretty concerning.
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Comments (92)
cr500guy 11
someone had a favorite pet eh?
Tikmysta 20
Hahahahaha, myyyyyyyyy nigga
Isamermaid 17
You can't really blame OP. It's not like they locked the dog and cat together in a small room and said "let's see what happens." It was outside. Usually cats are fast and avoid dogs outside, but this cat made a mistake. Dog saw it as prey, instinct kicked in. A similar situation happened to me last year. She's such a good dog. I asked myself for a long time if I could ever trust her again. I just make sure she never crosses paths with a cat.
DoomedGemini 38
I can't say for sure its op's fault, but you can't say for sure it isn't. From my understanding, both animals were her. Usually you can tell if they are aggressive towards each other, but something might have happened or the dog snapped for some reason. It's really hard to tell and a sad situation
friendlygiant90 10
Or dog food for a night either if you let the dog finish... Just playin I love cats, pretty sad still though.
codeinechick 5
Divorce her. Let her have the dog
shadowshalf 8
my dog killed my cat too. It was a kitten and it didn't even bother her. I'm sorry for your loss im here for you.
JebMcdeber 11
Goddamn. How did you get along with the dog after that?
superwhovian 16
Get your dog checked out. It may try this again if it someone else's pet you may have a lawsuit on your hands. Sorry about your cat.
FlyestBoy 11
At least your spouse didn't come in while saying "Wanna hear a joke about a cat?" -sees dog killing cat- "just kitten".
writerchic85 26
I'd get rid of that dog
JCRouzer29 27
Most of these people commenting, seems like they have never had either a cat, dog, or just not both. No matter what very ignorant about why this would happen. They all act like it's premeditated murder or like the dog was tearing it to shreds. I think the dog was just playing with the cat, got too rough with it, and hurt it pretty badly. My basis is having dogs for a long time, I know they don't often know their own strength. Especially when they don't grow up with others like them. If this was just a medium to big dog and cat then yeah that.
DoomedGemini 38
We don't have info to know how they got along beforehand. The animals could have shown aggression towards each other. Your theory is good, but only a theory. One out of many.