Today, I walked outside to see my dog killing my cat. My spouse tried to cheer me up - "Hey, at least we don't have to buy cat food anymore!" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I once again walked in on my husband eating our cat's food. FML
Today, my dog of 10 years died suddenly. My husband’s response? “At least you don’t have to buy dog food anymore." FML
Today, despite me not liking cats, which my wife knew, she got a cat anyway. Her cat went for a walk outside and was hit by a car. I rushed outside to help the cat but found she was already dead, and the culprit had driven away. When my wife found out that her cat was dead, she thought I'd killed her. FML
Today, I walked in on my husband eating cat food out of the cat bowl dressed in a cat costume. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents discussing how to kill our cat, and how to make it look like an accident. FML
Today, my husband's cat died. He has resorted to calling me by her name to comfort himself. FML
Today, while I was driving around the neighborhood, I passed my neighbors' house only to see their dog with a full-grown dead cat in its mouth. Only one family owns a cat in our neighborhood. FML
Today, I got my cat stuffed after her death. I brought her home and set her down by my couch. I guess my dog thought it was a new chew toy. FML
Today, I got home and found my wife cuddling with the dog and our new kitten. Both the cat and my wife hissed at me when I tried to join in. FML
Today, I bought my girlfriend a cat. I now have a cat and no girlfriend. FML
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hahatofunny 20
Your dog decided there was room for only one pet in this family
Mynamewontfi 40
Poor kittycat. FYL for having to see that but I kind of want to say YDI as well. Not that you deserve to have your cat killed, but I'm sure there were signs of hostility between your pets before that happened. Should've acted on that. If the dog did that out of the blue without those signs, that's pretty concerning.
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Comments (92)
saffy66 34
How awful for you, Nd what a dilemma you have - what to do with the dog? I'm sorry your partner reacted like that burger was probably just grasping for something, anything to say.
bigsexy57 1
If you have ever seen Tom and Jerry you should know not to get dogs and cats
chinaski7628 32
Tom and Jerry are a cat and a mouse. And yes, Spike, the dog, doesn't like Tom (neither does Tyke, Spike's son) but it's Tom and Jerry who do the fighting. Seriously, am I the only one who watched an inordinate amount of cartoons growing up?
Jowisee 29
I'm pretty sure that Spike and Tom fought.
beeferjay 34
I don't know how the dog caught the cat, cats are smarter and faster. I guess maybe the cat was getting old, or maybe was blind. either way it's up in cat heaven now, enjoying endless fields of nip
confibula 3
cats????? smarter then dogs???????
FusionPlacebo 26
Wow. That's devastating. I'm so sorry to hear about that. Your spouse is an asshole.
GhostFox 34
Holy shit. That is a really shitty situation to be in all around and your husband has a horrid sense of timing/humor. I really hate to say this, but you need to give a professional eval of your dog to see if they can be rehabilitated or not. Once a dog has attacked and/or killed another animal for fun or any non-defensive action, they usually will repeat the behavior, and become more aggressive. I really hope they can be, for your sake, the dogs sake and any other beings said dog could harm.
pyrexicpoet 18
Why this is getting down voted #28 I have no idea, but apparently people don't know animals too well
cameosurgeon 16
I've always heard that once they taste blood, they won't stop. We had a neighbor's pitbull jump our fence and get into our yard where it killed half of our chickens (about 15) and the neighbor tied one of the dead chickens to it's neck to "untrain" him. We eventually called animal control and they put the dog down and fined there owner.
HeadlessSparrow 20
I wouldn't say the OP deserve it. it could have been that the dog did this out of the blue, or the spouse let the cat or dog out and the dog killed the cat.. or the cat was trying to kill the dog but the dog defended itself! Regardless, poor cat. I'm sorry you had to see it and that it happened!
smb1uam 6
Apparently you don't need to buy dog food either.
chuchusheep 19
thats awful!
freer14 12
He's right you know
worldclassrager 41
Well maybe you can take the dog to the pound and get a cat as a replacement?
Catdragon 40
the dog just did what it wanted. you can't blame it. also animals are not things and you can't get a replacement. that's horrible of you to say. they have souls and personalities.