Today, I walked outside to see my dog killing my cat. My spouse tried to cheer me up - "Hey, at least we don't have to buy cat food anymore!" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I once again walked in on my husband eating our cat's food. FML
Today, my dog of 10 years died suddenly. My husband’s response? “At least you don’t have to buy dog food anymore." FML
Today, despite me not liking cats, which my wife knew, she got a cat anyway. Her cat went for a walk outside and was hit by a car. I rushed outside to help the cat but found she was already dead, and the culprit had driven away. When my wife found out that her cat was dead, she thought I'd killed her. FML
Today, I walked in on my husband eating cat food out of the cat bowl dressed in a cat costume. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents discussing how to kill our cat, and how to make it look like an accident. FML
Today, my husband's cat died. He has resorted to calling me by her name to comfort himself. FML
Today, while I was driving around the neighborhood, I passed my neighbors' house only to see their dog with a full-grown dead cat in its mouth. Only one family owns a cat in our neighborhood. FML
Today, I got my cat stuffed after her death. I brought her home and set her down by my couch. I guess my dog thought it was a new chew toy. FML
Today, I got home and found my wife cuddling with the dog and our new kitten. Both the cat and my wife hissed at me when I tried to join in. FML
Today, I bought my girlfriend a cat. I now have a cat and no girlfriend. FML
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hahatofunny 20
Your dog decided there was room for only one pet in this family
Mynamewontfi 40
Poor kittycat. FYL for having to see that but I kind of want to say YDI as well. Not that you deserve to have your cat killed, but I'm sure there were signs of hostility between your pets before that happened. Should've acted on that. If the dog did that out of the blue without those signs, that's pretty concerning.
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Comments (92)
lvg_fml 10
I have always had dogs and cats together and never had a problem. They usually become very close. I'm sorry you had to see that.
Catdragon 40
I'm so sorry. for your loss but you should never leave your dog alone with a smaller creature. things like this happen. I've had something similar happen years ago when I was a child, except it was the neighbors dog. today, I lost two kittens. they died in my arms on the way to the emergency vets. unfortunately they're 40 miles away. I hope our cats are forever resting peacefully and playing in a nice sunny field.
mcues84 10
Your dog did you a favor
pete9913 23
my dog just tried killing my other dog today. that's a rough thing to see, sorry op.
martin8337 36
Someone clearly doesn't like cats.
Creed_Aprooved 12
Hound eats pussy ✋? anyone?
JKPwnage 27
This is why I'm not a dog person
bluefairy_fml 24
The cat would have probably done the same with a hamster.
sailorarctic 22
the dog would have died next. immediately after i pried the cat from its jaws
LycanGod 27
insensitive but true
EyRaB 17
Well you gotta give him credit for trying !